Grand Hustle Comedian and Atlanta resident Lil Duval has flipped the script and shows you how R. Kelly’s interview should have went down.  I’m still laughing…

In case you missed the original:

R. Kelly Speaks! ~ (Full Interview)

R. Kelly hit up BET last night to speak about his child pornography trial.  Kelz looked AMAZING…like he just came from some deserted island or something.  He finally got his “grown man” on and has cut off the braids!  He also states that it’s the first…and the LAST time that he’s gonna talk about it so take notes.

In this half-hour special, Kelly sits down with BET host and acclaimed journalist Toure in Philadelphia for his first and possibly final interview to discuss his long legal battle leading up to the not-guilty verdict. The verdict came six years after the R&B superstar was first charged with videotaping himself having sex with an underage girl who prosecutors believe may have been as young as 13 at the time. By answering the hard-hitting questions surrounding his recent case, career, critics and more, Kelly hopes to close this major chapter in his life-once and for all. 

Check out the full interview: (more…)

Listen to T-Pain’s Nappy Boy A Milli “FreeStyle”

Don’t shoot the messenger…I just post em as I get em! Seriously…I’m just waiting on Kelz to come shut all of this down!

*Update* Dayum! I spoke to soon!  Check out R. Kelly’s version after the jump…

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The verdict is in.  It took only two days for a jury to decide R. Kelly’s fate in his child-pornography trial. Their decision: NOT GUILTY ON ALL COUNTS! The prosecution’s case was described as “weak” and the jury did not believe the witnesses.

Some of that doubt came from the questionable motives of the people who came forward to ID the people on the tape, including the girl’s aunt Stephanie “Sparkle” Edwards, whom the singer’s lawyers described as bitter over a bad business deal with the singer, and former Kelly mistress Lisa Van Allen, whom defense attorneys accused of attempting to extort $300,000 from them in order not to testify. Kelly’s team said there had been a conspiracy afoot to create a fake sex tape, and these women were suspect.  (More)

It’s almost over y’all.  After all the hoopla and even an Atlanta connection to the case, R. Kelly has decided not to take the stand in his own defense.

In a massive development in the case, the “World’s Greatest” singer announced to the judge that he would decline to take the stand, saying simply, “I decided not to testify.”

Perhaps it’s because there’s nothing left to say… after all, Cook County Judge Vincent Gaughan made it clear that jurors will be able to review the sex tape once they begin deliberations. (Source)

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Check out Goldilocks R. Kelly’s new video for “Hairbraider”. I’m mad at myself for liking this song…but then the pied-piper has that effect on people. I’m just upset that he jacked Mario for his ish…but then again, Mario don’t care (White boys girls can’t braid can they? )