Saturday evening after Amar’e Studemire’s dinner at Justins, I decided to club hop with my girl Rovella from TheAlmostFamous Showcase. We hit up Eros and just a few moments later Shawty Lo came in followed by Fabolous and his crew. I was chillin in the background as I always do and I wasn’t planning on writing about the event at all since they were tripping at the door. So as I did what I do, I noticed that Fabo had the V.I.P. on lock. He and his boys were doing the standard star thang. Popping bottles and flossing. And I didn’t notice anything out of the ordinary. I soon left cause my shoes said it was time to go, but a few days later The New York Post got the scoop that Fabolous couldn’t pay his tab that night:
FABOLOUS went from “Nothin’ to Somethin’ ” on his last album, but at an Atlanta restaurant, his credit is back to nothing. The rapper showed up at the hot Eros World Tapas Bar on Saturday with an entourage of more than 20, a source said. They requested “the usual excess of champagne and alcohol, so the manager asked for a credit card to start a tab.”
Unfortunately, Fabolous’ credit cards were all declined. “By the fifth credit card, the entourage member designated to take care of his tab goes outside,” our source said, “only to start a fight with the outside bouncer. He tripped and fell, hitting his head on the concrete and started bleeding. The manager called an ambulance. But as soon as the entourage member also saw the police, he began running away, blood oozing down his face.” Fabolous and his posse stayed and ordered champagne but paid cash. Reps for the restaurant and the rapper declined to comment.
Dayum those Carlos Santana’s! I even saw ol boy falling down outside and acting a fool. I coulda got mad footage that night!
Sidebar: I bet Shawty Lo’s tab was paid… BANK-HEAD!!
Alexis Miller, aka Mary Jane, is working overtime to remain relevant since filing and dismissing stalking charges against Shaquille O’neal. The jumpoff has apparently assembled a team to market her so-called rap career and recently sent pics out to several blogs displaying what appears to be a tatted replica of Shaq’s “Superman” tattoo. The email I received stated:
“WHOA! WORD ON THE STREET IS THAT SHAQ AND MARYJANE ARE BACK TOGETHER! SHE’S SHOWING OFF THEIR MATCHING TATTOOS ON HER MYSPACE PAGE PICS!!!!! PLEASE POST.”
My spidey senses are tingling with this one. How the hell does she want ME (of all people) to believe that she and Shaq have kissed and made up just because her dumb “A”zzzz went and got tatted up! Like…for real though. My boo can’t possibly be that stupid… Girl bye!
**WARNING** Strong Language! This is EXACTLY how I felt last week when I sat at the QT on Candler road for 3 hours, only to learn once getting to the pump that those EmmEffs didn’t have PREMIUM! I’m still saying the M word…I had to put REGULAR in my hooptie…it ain’t ran right since!
This video is hilarious! Leave it to The Simpsons to foresee the problems of the future. In this unreleased episode, Homer Simpson attempts to vote for Barack Obama but the machine wouldn’t let him. I wonder how many of us will experience this same scenario come November. All I know is…you better go tell the first time!
Laughter is good for the soul…and dancing to T.I. when you’re supposed to be telling us a storms coming is not! Check out this clip of a weatherman getting “Crunk” live on the air and attempting to crank dat Soulja Boy with his background dancers. WTF are “Mad Skills” glassess…
Kanye West is under attack by Mookie’s girlfriend! Actress Rosie Perez is pissed off that Kanye refers to him in a song. In the first verse of “Good Morning,” Kanye refers to to getting a D on a test and says “you got D’s Muthaf*cker…Rosie Perez!”
“I’m a woman of a certain age (and) if you’re gonna mention me in a song, have a little respect. He mentions my breasts. When you walk down the street and you have 15-year-old boys… (and) they’re like, ‘Yo, Rosie, D’s D’s, Rosie Perez,’ it’s no good.”
..and in case you forgot. This ain’t the first time Rosie’s beefed with hip-hop heads. Check out her public display of affection for Jay-Z under the cut: (more…)
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Girl bye!
