Charles Barkley had ‘head’ on his mind as he sped through the streets of Arizona….at least that’s what he told the cops:

Via SmokingGun

Charles Barkley told Arizona cops that he ran a stop sign because he was in a hurry to pick up a girl who had “given him a ‘blow job’ one week earlier,” which the former NBA star described as “the best one he had ever had in his life.” According to a Gilbert Police Department report, a copy of which you’ll find here, police asked Barkley where he was going at the time of the 1:26 AM traffic stop in Scottsdale. “You want the truth? I was gonna drive around the corner and get a blow job,” answered Barkley, who is pictured in the above mug shot. A cooperative Barkley also joked with a civilian police employee that, “I’ll tattoo your name on my ass” if it would get him out of the DUI charge. Barkley, 45, was busted after failing field sobriety tests, and had blood drawn so investigators could establish his alcohol content. Barkley was cited for a misdemeanor charge and released at the scene, thus avoiding a trip to the Maricopa County jail.

*sigh*….now THAT’s a Bad B! I need ole girl to come forward to claim Superheads throne!

I just saw this video of Janet’s Oakland tour over at NecoleBitchie’s spot and I couldn’t stop laughing! She ain’t playing.  Jermaine left them strippers alone for a reason. Ha!   

Swing lessons anyone?

It’s now possible that Flavor Flav, Tyra Banks and maybe even my favorite detective, Caroline Mason could win an Emmy award!  The Academy of Arts & Sciences recently announced that reality tv shows are now eligable for the Emmys!

A category recognizing “outstanding host for a reality or reality-competition program” was created by the Academy of Television Arts & Sciences and will be presented at the 60th annual Emmys in September.

The award recognizes that reality TV has become “an integral part of television and our culture,” John Shaffner, chairman and CEO of the TV academy, said in a statement Tuesday announcing the new honor. (Source)

Ok..Ok..I may have been stretching it a bit with Flav…but Caroline Mason, THAT woman is bound for stardom! 

Trina…I’m sorry boo, but you are not the Baddest!  What’s BAD is when your sex tape sells for millions 50 years after your death.  Now that’s a Bad B!  Actress Marilyn Monroe’s sex tape has been sold to a collector for $1.5 Million dollars.  The millions were paid for 15 Minutes of black & white footage that was shot in the 1950’s!  Monroe is said to be performing oral sex on an unidentified man.  The footage was confiscated by the FBI, but an informant made a copy of it.  FBI director J. Edgar Hoover tried to prove the man in the film was John F. Kennedy or Robert F. Kennedy but was unsuccessful. 

Unlike R. Kelly, Ray-J, Kim Kardashian and Paris this is one sex tape that will never be seen.  The buyer says that out of respect for the actress, he is keeping the tape under lock & key and is “not going to make a ‘Paris Hilton’ out of her“.  (Source)