Attention!  This is NOT a joke…A woman named Billie Jean Jackson was arrested for trespassing at Michael Jackson’s Neverland Ranch.

Santa Barbara County sheriff’s deputies were called to the house Monday night after Neverland’s security detained Billie Jean, 60, who has long claimed to be Michael’s wife.She was arrested and booked at the Santa Barbara County Jail.  (Source)

She was probably there to feed what’s left of the animals…

Meet Nehemiah Musa Wells.  Wells, who is 22 years old,  was busted last week in Cobb County for aggravated sexual battery, child molestation and sexual battery after having sexual “relations” with a 13 year old girl he met on MySpace. [Side Note:  I wonder if he met Ne-Yo Wednesday night?]

I don’t know the specifics of the case, but it appears that the relationship was discovered after the girl’s father came home early and found Wells hiding in his daughter’s closet.  The arrest warrant states that Wells first met the girl at her home on November 1st and engaged in sexual intercourse with the girl without her consent at the time.

Dayum…another MySpace hook-up ends badly!  Will y’all ever learn?? 

Another one for the mugshot gallery!  Check out Ne-Yo’s recent pictorial taken at Cobb County Jail two days ago.   Ne-Yo, aka Shaffer Smith, was driving his 2006 Range Rover Wednesday night in Cobb (Count On Being Busted), County and was clocked at speeds of over 100mph.  Mr. Sexy Love was charged with driving recklessly in C.O.B.B. without a valid driver’s license! 

That’s ok Ne-yo….we still love you.  I’ve been jacked up in C.O.B.B. many times myself.  Somebody shoulda told you!

Shout out to his peeps for attempting to keep this under wraps….

Yet another mug shot to add to your hip hop collection….  Rapper Lil Wayne aka Dwayne Carter was arrested at a Border Patrol checkpoint in Arizona and charged with possession of cocaine, possession of ecstasy and possession of drug paraphernalia!

Cops say they found 105 grams of marijuana, 29 grams of cocaine and 41 grams of ecstasy pills on his tour bus — after they stopped at a Border Patrol checkpoint.

Police also found $22,000 in cash and a 40-caliber pistol, but Wayne, we’re told, does have a permit to carry a concealed weapon in the state of Florida. They tell us they’re checking to see if that carries over to Arizona. (Source)

Wierd thing is, his bond was set at $10,000…which seems MIGHTY low for such serious charges. Either he is one lucky sumt’n or we’re not hearing the entire story… stay tuned.

• The “A”s own Ludacris (aka Christopher Bridges) named one of the “Top 10 Rappers Turned Actors” by AllHipHop.com. 

• Da Brat is in deep Doo-Doo and is about to lose what little he she has left! (Rhymes with Snitch)

• The Atlanta man who earned the title of ”Worst Person in the World” by Gawker.com is now attempting to save his reputation by appearing on the cover of Creative Loafing as #5 of the 11 Most Uninfluential People in Atlanta. (Creative Loafing) 

• Michael Vick may want to think about ways to make atonement for his sins…Karma is a mutha! I’m just sayin’… (AJC)

Also, Check out the new video from B.O. Dub (Bow-wow) and Omarion ~ “My Girlfriend”.  I hate to admit it….but I really LIKE this song!