Alexis Miller, aka Mary Jane, is working overtime to remain relevant since filing and dismissing stalking charges against Shaquille O’neal.  The jumpoff has apparently assembled a team to market her so-called rap career and recently sent pics out to several blogs displaying what appears to be a tatted replica of Shaq’s “Superman” tattoo.  The email I received stated:

“WHOA! WORD ON THE STREET IS THAT SHAQ AND MARYJANE ARE BACK TOGETHER! SHE’S SHOWING OFF THEIR MATCHING TATTOOS ON HER MYSPACE PAGE PICS!!!!! PLEASE POST.”

My spidey senses are tingling with this one. How the hell does she want ME (of all people) to believe that she and Shaq have kissed and made up just because her dumb “A”zzzz went and got tatted up! Like…for real though. My boo can’t possibly be that stupid… Girl bye!

In case you missed it:

Mugshot Mania ~ 300 Bowling Alley Fight
On Blast ~ Who’s Stalking Who? // Shaq’s Accuser Revealed

WARNING! ~ Don’t click play unless you want to be addicted too!  Dayum puppies!!!

I dunno why this video is so intriguing to me…but it is! Could it be because our elevator at work sux or because I always take the opportunity to adjust thangs in closed quarters? Whatever the reason, this video of a man trapped in an elevator for 40 hours is amazing! It shows in 2 minutes or less why I never want to be locked up….again. (that’s a story for another day!) The video was time lapsed and shows how anyone might act when unexpectedly trapped in 4X4 quarters. 40 hours, stuck in a small space, all alone…what would you do??

New mom Halle Berry is still considered hotter than Beyonce Knowles!  In the second round of HDTV “Hottie Hysteria,” an elimination tournament to determine who’s the hottest female in High-Definition TV., Berry captured 58 percent of the vote to Beyonce’s 42 percent.  Halle’s next opponent….newly pregnant Jessica Alba. (Source)