The ladies of Married to Medicine all returned to the ‘Shady Grove for their ‘Secrets Revealed’ episode last night (July 27, 2014).
I’m not quite sure what ‘secrets’ they have left to reveal but whatever they are… for those of you who care, they talked about them all last night.
Married To Medicine followed The Real Housewives of Atlanta’s lead with their ‘Secrets Revealed’ episode.
They had a few ‘secrets’ to reveal or perhaps just needed an excuse to air unseen footage.
Bravo normally airs clips that didn’t make the cut for most of their popular shows this time, the clips weren’t that entertaining to watch.
We’re shown a clip of Lisa Nicole-Cloud and Dr. Heavenly bumping heads during the woman’s conference.
How Lisa Nicole was inducted into the group...
Then we find out how Mariah met Lisa Nicole for the first time. It appears it was at a baby store, but we can’t figure out why they were there? Neither can Lisa… but that’s where they had their first conversation.
Lisa Nicole apparently insulted Mariah’s style and that led to Mariah feeling some kinda way about her throughout the season.
What is a ‘Keshia’?
Besides being Mariah Huq’s birth name, Keshia is an urban term used to describe a ‘jump off’ aka ‘side chick’.
The M2M ladies describe a ‘Keshia’ as a chick who is just waiting for the opportunity to take care of the needs you aren’t meeting for your man.
Lisa Nicole’s husband Darren has admitted to cheating and apparently he had not one, but 3 ‘Keshia’s’ throughout the years of their relationship.
Andy shows a clip about ‘cheating’ discussion and afterwards, the ladies all go in on Lisa Nicole for accepting Darren’s cheating ways. They all feel that having ‘side chicks’ could be the norm in Lisa & Darren’s relationship but Lisa Nicole claims she will ‘go all Loraina Bobbitt’ on Darren if he cheats again.
Welp… once, twice, three times a cheater = always a cheater, so keep your eye out for Dr. Darren’s severed peter along the side of the road in the next few months!
Pregnancy from oral sex??
The ‘Keshia’ discussion turned into a talk about how woman will do anything to get your man. In talking about the lengths ‘side-chicks’ and jump-offs will go, the ladies revealed a startling fact that I blawgged abount years ago… that it’s possible to get pregnant from oral sex…
[FLASHBACK: WTF?!? Pregnancy From Oral Sex? It Can (And Did) Happen… ]
Welp… ish happens! So word to the wise Dr. Darren. Protect yourself before you wreck yourself!
Mariah thinks she’s ‘Hindu Beyonce’…
Mariah talks about how she felt slighted that only three of the ladies attended her Cinnamon Girl launch party.
Last night, Andy airs an previously unseen clip of Mariah performing during her event. It seems she tweaks it out for the kiddies to Indian music. Interesting…
Snooze fest or Field Trip?
Next door to Dr. Jackie’s medical office is a cosmetic practice that specializes in lasering, botox injections, etc. We get to see unaired footage of the ladies’ field trip where they all receiving a laser hair removal treatment…
Last but not least, the most disturbing clip of the episode is probably the one of Toya’s Ob/Gyn appointment with Dr. Simone.
I think some things in ‘reality shows’ should be kept private and an ob/gyn appointment is probably one of them!
Dr. Simone’s facial expressions when she attempts to implant birth control in Toya VaJayJay is priceless! Simone freaks out over whatever she saw down there and advises Toya to “Tell Dr. Eugene no more trauma to his baby mama”…
The ladies spend the next few minutes discussing Toya’s acrobatic sex life and I’m sure that’s a ‘secret’ she’s unapologetic about.