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Phaedra Parks and Kandi Burruss revisit their dating history with Chuck Smith and they each recall that he didn’t really have much to boast about.
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Cynthia Bailey is still boarding her sister Mallory, Kenya Moore is still dating an imaginary African, Porsha Stewart is still adjusting to life without Kordell and Nene Leakes is still stirring the pot.
Just FYI, last week’s drama filled episode broke ‘housewives’ franchise records with 4.5 million viewers!
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Executive producer Carlos King proudly tweeted about the record-breaking episode, stating:
I am blessed. I am humbled. I am at a loss of words for the record breaking success of Real Housewives of Atlanta for not only Bravo but for the housewives franchise. 4.5 million viewers is a great accomplishment and we are only halfway through the season! Thanks to the cast, crew and viewers. I promise you all this is only the beginning.
That being said, check out the 5 life lessons revealed on this week’s episode of the popular reality show below + watch the full episode:
LIFE LESSON #1 – Leave the past in the past (especially if you have a small wiener)…
It seems Chuck Smith bit off more than he could chew when he came for Phaedra and Kandi last week and the two BFF’s get together on camera to dish dirt on their former flame.
When Phaedra brings up her trip to Athens with Nene and Chuck, she recounts the blow up where Smith referred to himself as ‘The Big Homie’. Kandi immediately insinuates that he’s actually a ‘Little Homie” while Parks refers to Smith’s member as a ‘bite sized brownie’ and a ‘cocktail sausage’.
The ladies both agree that Chuck’s outburst was totally immature and that he’s merely using both of their names to bring up his own stock.
LIFE LESSON #2 – Never discuss your relationship with your sister (especially when you know doesn’t like your husband)…
Cynthia Bailey is playing host for her sister Mallory, who came to visit for two months unannounced.
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Even after last week’s blow up, it seems Bailey still hasn’t learned her lesson about confiding in Mallory about Peter and when he comes home, the THREE of them have a discussion about their sex life (or lack thereof).
Peter admits that there will be no sex when they can’t even have a conversation with each other and Cynthia says that she’s about to make some changes to make that happen.
The entire conversation occurs while Mallory looks on and I’m almost positive she’s going to bring it up again during her 2 month stay.
LIFE LESSON #3 – When you have no friends, invite your Dad to town…
Kenya Moore’s father comes to visit and we immediately see why she’s as loony as she is.
As soon as he gets in the car at the airport, Moore’s father goes in on her feet. When they get to Kenya’s new rental home, Moore’s father immediately voices his dislike of her hardwood floors.
But it doesn’t stop there… when Kenya tries to have a heart to heart with her dad about reaching out to her estranged mother, he shuts that down completely! Telling her to forget about it and let it go.
I think Kenya would do better seeing a therapist than participating in a reality show. She’s scarred and dealing with some real deep rooted issues that have clearly affected her decision making skills over the years.
LIFE LESSON #4 – When it’s over, it’s over, but not until there’s a dollar amount for the settlement…
Porsha Stewart Williams meets with her attorney to discuss her divorce but it seems she hasn’t thought of what she wants out of the deal.
This divorce clearly isn’t going to be easy, but she’s pressing through and agrees to consider exactly how much money she wants to get her divorce over and done with.
How much is less than 2 years of marriage worth exactly? Do you calculate the hours you cooked and cleaned and multiply it by an hourly wage?
Whatever the case, these are things that Porsha has to consider before coming up with a figure. Stay tuned.
LIFE LESSON #5 – When all else fails fake a boyfriend….
Nene and Cynthia pay a visit to Kenya and it seems they get along better with her dad than with her.
The two friends come bearing gifts as well… a ton of shade!
When the ladies spot a Bentley in Kenya’s driveway, Nene asks about it and says she knows Kenya is broke.
Cynthia manages to throw even more shade in her confessional, stating:
Case closed.
LIFE LESSON #6 – If you have a ‘bad friend’ let em know it!
Nene has told Porsha on more than one occasion that she feels Porsha doesn’t really value her friendship and when she finds out that Porsha has moved around the corner and didn’t even tell her, she tells her again.
For some reason, Porsha didn’t want the ladies to tell Nene that she’d moved into her neighborhood (as if she wouldn’t find out eventually).
When the ladies get together at The Bailey Agency for Mallory’s jewelry party, the information is revealed and when Nene lets Porsha have it, Porsha can’t stand the heat and walks out in tears.
Nene and Porsha make amends, but not before scene stealing Kenya decides that’s her cue to make a scene and exit.
What did you think of episode 11 of RHOA?
It was a bit boring to be honest.
Last week was better.
1. Malory has absolutely NO respect for her sister ‘a marriage ! Cynthia barely get it out of her mouth ,before Malory throws it in Peters face! Sisters should be able to trust each other . 2. Kandi stop crying so damn much.Your greasy momma mad when he’s not working and you crying when he is working ! Can you blame Todd for wanting to get away from your nightmare of a family!! Kenya and no black history knowing Porsha,LEAVE THE SHOW ALREADY !!!! Nene I like the way you handle children !Namely Porsha !
Sooooo eloquently put!
Wow. Mal actually knows boundaries but I guess they just dont apply to her. Funny how she fixed her mouth to tell Kenya what was family business but has no regard for Cynthia’s marriage. She looked kinda said when she threw out there "no sex" to spark and argument between Peter and Cynthia but it back fired.
Why would Mynique show up after all the shyt that has taken place and she isn’t even getting paid?
I gonna need Cynthia to not discuss so much of the personal stuff with her Sister. Kenya sigh I see where her messiness comes from and did she twirl in the street
I agree. Obviously there is trouble in Mal’s house because her husband left for 2 months without her. It’s not like she is working. Why didn’t she get on the plane too? Misery loves company Cynthia that fish has expired. Get her out of your house!
Did I see someone almost run Kenya down? I’m like baby you may need a crossing guard if you wanna play in the streets like that.
I’m over Porsha’s crying over every little thing.
Kenya’s comment about the bank not taking Porsha’s checks written in crayon had me dying. And her comment about NeNe ‘s show being canceled and saying NeNe could do Kandi’s play was hilarious. What else does NeNe have to do these days? Bloop bloop
And after seeing NeNe on WWHL, I’m so over her. Her and helmet with a tired little pony tail making comments about what the stars had on were just too much. I don’t like to wish ill of people but I’ll be glad when she gets put in her proper place.
NeNe- (sigh) Girl, in order to "sift" through jobs, you must get offers. No one has offered you any roles boo. You, that tired hairstyle, and those tired Loubitins you wear with everything are just overkill. If you’re such a hollywood superstar, why weren’t you at the Golden Globes dear? You’re a reality star…period.
Kenya- You’re my girl but you were definitely overkill this episode. You don’t have a story line so you continuously butt in on others. I’m starting to question this "boyfriend" who spoils you. He buys you a $100K Bentley instead of a home? Also, you tried to clown Portia for getting an 8000 sq ft crib for just herself…but didn’t you say that you require at least 5000 square feet for you and velvet?
Kandi- Todd wants a break. Your mama drama and that bozo red hair have caused him to rethink things. All that freakiness ain’t working huh? Change your look and check your mama…Todd will stay.
Porsha- You seem to have an inside hate for NeNe? LOL…I mean, who could blame you? But it’s questionable that you invite Phaedra and Kandi who live over an hour away to your place…but don’t invite NeNe who lives across the street. Also, quit lying about the Kordell situation. He didn’t want you to come home or else…did you forget he changed the locks? One more thing, furnish you crib…and not with air mattresses like Sheree. You offered up an air mattress for guests, yet your home is 8000 sq ft.
Cynthia- Stop confiding in Mal. She does not have your best interests at heart, nor does she respect your marriage. It’s clear that Mal’s marriage is a fail when her pro basketball husband can’t give her money for a hotel and she’s slanging home made jewelry. Boundaries are created for a reason.
Phaedra- Mr. President is adorable. On the other hand, why are you so "chummy" about your fake friendship with NeNe? It’s clear that you’re starting to lick ass when you strategically alerted NeNe that you were in her neighborhood after being asked not to say anything. Stick to the friends you have…NeNe is no good…and keep an eye on your husband. You’re right…Chuck Smith can’t hold a fire to Apollo in the looks department, but he can still claim he smashed Apollo’s girl…just like Kenya can claimn she smashed Phaedra’s man (made for each other)
You are not only misunderstood,you’re envious and a hater !Unless you are stalking Nene you have no idea about her offers! And try explaining yourself without writing a DAMN book! People stop reading after the second paragraph . You bout a ignorant somebody!! Kenya is that you? We’ll at least you have another job as a fake poster, because your time is up on RHOA !
Obviously, you read past the second paragraph…or else you couldn’t have drafted this response. LOL. I know she has no offers cause she has not been seen in anything else…other than her publicist trying to keep her relevant.
I agree @Sasha! How could Msunderstood have any idea whats being offered? Girl BYE!
Ms. Understood’s "book" was interesting, precise, and perfectly on-point. YOU are the one who sounds like Kenya, Nene’s other (the wide-shouldered one in the wedding party in love with Nene)fake defender/"mouthpiece" piping in (unsolicited ass-kissing)pretending to like Nene on the one hand, and then tossing in that "Kenya that you?" bit to throw folks off! You are trying to cover up the fact that you are afraid of being on the receiving end of Nene’s sharp, dry, tactless tongue-lashing. You’re not quite as dumb as some of the other ladies – the best way to deflect an enemy is to pretend to be his/her friend against THEIR enemies, even if there is no logical reason to do so. Coward. As Wendy Williams said this morning, "a long winter’s nap should cure you" of that!
ck,be quiet! FOLLOWER!
It’s not rocket science that Moose Leakes has no offers for other tv shows. Why else would someone fake an illness (blood clots) and do a publicity trail to talk about it? Stupidity. Just an attempt to stay relevant, be seen, and hope that someone would feel sorry for her and offer a role. When asked what else is in the pipeline for her, she always talks about RHOA. She was quick to announce her "recurring" role on Glee and The New Normal.
Be quiet Msunderstood! Just be quiet! What offers do you have? Do you want fries with that? lmbo! Let Nene do her.its not like she even know you alive!
Well your recaps are more interesting and funny than Michelle’s. LOL. And yes that was pure SHADE for Andy to invite on WWHL Nene on the night of the Golden Globes. He knew just like everybody else that ain’t nobody checking for Nene in Hollyweird.
that was some underhanded mess!! it was refreshing to see the old hens in the coop tho, sippin tea wit ol’ pot-stirrin’ andy, but it’s clear that they have moved on. was he attempting to see if they would be cool with coming back on? did he call nene to test the waters with her around, to attempt to rock the boat w/ the bitties, or to see if a shouting match would ensue? because they shole was throwing shade before she called in. sheree probably could use a gig, but that much, andy knows. which is why he kept calling her "she by sheree." ouch!!!!! it is odd to see how much nene misses these girls given as much s*it as they got into while they were on the show.
but i miss me some sheree. hunty was messyyyyy!!!
Yea, he smashed but it never cool to brag on what woman you slept with. Us men should never do that.
Ma. Understood. Girl, you’re spot ‘on’ with everything. LFMAO @ ‘All that freakiness ain’t working huh?’ to Kandi.
I totally agree Ms Understood! Every single point!
Kenya always has something crazy to say behind nenes back. Kenya has been in the business 20 yrs .and Nene’s been in the industry 5-6 yrs and has worked more than Kenya !!! She need to try endorsing proActiv !! She is so sloppy!
Sorry to disappoint but according to Kenya’s IMDb page she has been a working actress every year since she can on the scene in 1994. In 2013 she was a hired paid actress for a movie and a TV series. That’s 2 more acting gigs that she has over Nene. Actually if you check out Cynthia’s IMDb page she has more acting credits that Nene as well but of course Nene brags about being a top actress in the group. LOL.
Yall stop with that Is this you (insert name here).You know thats not Nene.Thats just so old and tired!@cns,you know Kenya not doing anything1 Girl stop! LMAO
Neigh Neigh. We know you’re undercover Sasha. Ms. Understood, you’re exactly right. If Neigh Neigh was such an actor, she would’ve been on the red carpet @ the Globes with the ‘real’ stars of Hollywood last night. With her non-correct grammar self. (i.e., bridemaids & groomens–even 3rd graders know the correct words are’bride(s)maids’ and ‘groomen’; yet she kept saying it wrong all through the wedding special; not to mention the botched subject/verb agreements she continously makes). There’s a difference Neigh Neigh between being a "rich bitch" and being "wealthy." Wealth accompanies class, humility and integrity–none of which you possess.
What I like about Nene is she could care less what people say! She is doing her thing! Yall writing about her,shes not writing about yall!Phaedra got more jobs than the unemployment office,yet none are sucessful! Let Nene do her! Wealth accompanies class? WTH! Do you know what youre saying? People say Kandi is wealthy…and she’s is tooooootacky!Nevermind..I cant!
I agree and let me point out there are 2 Sasha’s that post on this site…I’m the rational one. Lol!
rational? Thats a matter of opinion.lol
@ Twirl on that: I agree about Nene. She has really gotten an even bigger head in the past year or so. She is not all that and she for some strange reason thinks that she is. That damn hair is so tired, and her attitude is just out right nasty. She will get hers very soon.
And I’m excited about next week’s show. I saw Marlo at the dinner table. It’s gonna get real good and interesting now!
So am I! I didnt notice her but I’m ready for something more entertaining than MynamesoundslikeMobutispellitWithAY-nique.
It’s funny how a man with a small package could get a woman back once, twice, and in Phaedra’s case three times. Both sides are bitter. Move on.
Well for me personally if i like a guy its not because of his package size. So even when its small no matter if I like you we can still try and do something with it.
I can’t STAND small "packages." They’re the worst. I don’t care how warm & fuzzy a dude is, if his "package" ain’t right, I just sit across from him thinking, well, his "package" ain’t right. :-O
I agree with Jennifer in D.C. Little peens and limp D’s are grounds for automatic termination! LMAO!!
Phaedra is still hilarious…
Nene…needs to get off her high horse
Kandi and Phaedra..that was a very real moment w/ Porsha and the house situation..They seemed concerned that she was making a mistake and not being judgmental.
Kandi-let him go and do the show (it will take so much pressure off)
Kenya-??/Go away (but your dad is funny)
Porsha-you are one of my favs..omg i hope you know what you are doing. That house is nice…I hope it all works out
Yeah that seemed like a real moment w/ Kandi, Phaedra and Porsha (even with her holding Mr President, lol). That scene didnt seem staged, or forced with them. Porsha Porsha Porsha—girl get it together, and grow the f### up already though.
Nene and Cynthia at Kenyas was so fake.
I do feel for Kenya though.
Her Dad may be funny in a 1-liner way, but where’s his responsibility for creating a child w/a child who wasn’t prepared to be a Mom & abandoned his child?
Then I notice HE didn’t exactly raise her, his MAMA raised Kenya. So maybe they dealt w/that back when, & he thinks she should drop it…but somehow he doesn’t seem like the type who’s already done family therapy w/his damaged daughter. Does he?
I believe that Kenya’s mother was raped by someone in her family or very close to her and her mind just simply could not deal with the trauma and subsequent birth from that trauma. If you’ll notice, Kenya’s father was talking and the cameras came in mid-sentence where he said Kenya’s mother made him promise not to say anything and he couldn’t agree to that and he left. I believe his mother had sympathy for the situation and took Kenya in. So incredibly sad.
I never thought about that…you might be right.How sad though.but to take that out on an innocent child,OMG.
I would have come back too if he was a millionaire. He was a big trick back in the day when he had that money. These ladies were not rich like they are now
I’m confused. Has Michelle (this blogger) ever had a man? A man willing to claim her. That man in a dress doesn’t count. You can throw as much shade as you want at Kenya Moore but Beauty Queen and Michelle the blogger just don’t belong in the same sentence. You hungry hatin’ ass *****. Shit is getting annoying week after week you focus all your negativity and considerable girth on Kenya Moore.
Kenya girl we know that’s you. No one is checking for you boo. Your daddy is a drunk who put your empty house and bad feet on blast and your mom won’t claim you. Michelle was right, therapy would be better than a reality show for you. Better yet, go play in traffic with your cheap ass wedges and stop trolling the blogs.
We don’t like you!
Why are you so angry "KingFooHustle"? Michelle (this blogger) recapped what was on our tv screen and it’s not annoying to me at all.
And if it’s so annoying to you, why come every week and read it? Do you realize that this is Michelle’s (this blogger’s) blog?
POW! @Kungfoo hustle.
thats a lie she does nene and k.michelle too same way
she’s not wrong about Kenya though. Seeing her father’s attitude & knowing she was abandoned by her mother, I really feel bad for her, and that’s not good for her OR entertaining TV.
+1 ITA
I enjoyed this weeks episode just as I have the others
Porsha Stewart is the next Sheree Whitfield. She’s going to end up broke trying to keep up with Nene in her neighborhood.
Kandy cries about everything but she’s my favorite because you can tell that money doesn’t phase her one bit.
Phaedra is funny as heck, and Mr. President is a cutie. I don’t like what Chuck did but he got what he deserved when it cam out about his small bite size package LOL.
Cynthia needs to keep her sister out of her business and she needs to take care of her man in bed. Mallory shouldn’t have come unannounced.
Kenya needs to move back to where ever she came from. She’s annoying and I can’t stand her voice. Bye Ashy!
Porsha has neither chicken nor child and trust she will bounce back on her feet. I would not count her out yet. If she messes up, it will be because of her and I think that she’s been overprotected for so long, it is good to let her get out there and make some mistakes and learn on her own instead of everyone catching her before she falls. She leased the house, she didn’t buy it and I am sure it is a short-term lease, hopefully she will get some revenue streams. She could definitely sell weave, her hair always looks good.
@Cynthia Grayson "I don’t like what Chuck did but he got what he deserved when it cam out about his small bite size package "
Girl Bye! Remember Phay Phay went back twice, soooo apparently SHE DOES like "bite size" vienna sausages! womp (in my nene voice) hard to admit both u and kandi got PLAYED!
Kenya’s father is pathetic! The moment he saw
Kenya he was acting cold-hearted & ignorant. He barely hugged her at the airport. He criticized everything about her including her house. He seemed as if he was jealous of her success. Her father claimed he treats a woman like a queen. Too bad he doesn’t treat his own daughter like one.
Kenya is a beautiful, educated, successful, intelligent, articulate black woman with a wonderful sense of humor who was crowned Miss USA, no less & the 1st thing he says to her is that she has ashy feet. Damn Shame!!!!
Kenya is a strong woman considering she had 2 low lifes as parents. I wonder why Porsha didn’t mention to Nene that she was moving up the block from her? Todd is acting pretty shady. Acting like he had a 6 month gig. YEAH RIGHT! Sounds like he wants to take a "break"!
Just don’t make a baby on the bread, Todd. LOL.
I agree on the Kenya’s father points. He was just WRONG. I wouldn’t have wasted the damn gas picking him up. Then he gonna talk about her feet of all things. Yet he’s strutting around in cowboy boots which most likely gave him at LEAST three corns on each TOE. Later, gator.
And truthfully, I mean from the heart…I wish Kenya would (if she isn’t already) get into therapy to work through her abandonment issues. I get it, I get it, I get it. I was given up, too, at birth. But at least she has her beautiful aunt and cousins in her corner. I’ve been surrounded by looney bins my entire life. That’s the main reason I can’t totally dislike Kenya; because I relate to her pain. The twirling in the highway was kick-your-feet-up funny.
Thank you for this post! Although I can say alot about the show, I want to point out that Kenya is broken. I can RELATE with all this. I can’t help her, but I can give her advise. She does need therapy and I hope she gets it. As for me and you@Jennifer, I thought I was the only one in the world who experienced this mess. And now I know I’m not. Please Kenya get the therapy you need and dont let this stand in the way of your happiness. If you let it, then the female that birthed you has won. Keep striving.
That was the only part of the show that had my attention, and besides the fact, she looks nothing like her "father". Nothing.
+1 SLewis
It was so boring to me. whats going on NeNe ia really getting on my last she really think she got it going on shes so fake.
Phaedra is like, hobbit short. Cynthia´s boring ass should be replaced by her sis because homegirl went from 0 to 60 in 2.5 seconds. Nene should stop acting like she´s Meryl Streep, because Im pretty sure more people watched a Chitlin Circuit than The New Normal. Thats why it´s canceled.
PREACH! (On the turning down a play versus "Tne New CORNmal", as in corny. As in corn on the cob. As in where’s the dental floss?
Maybe that´s why Glee and The New Normal was canceled, because of her. I never watched those shows anyway.
Glee was not canceled, it is too popular of a show. One of the main characters died (in real life) of a drug overdose. They are going to have to work that in some way.
Next season is IT for Glee. It has ran it’s course.
Not a Nene fan ever since that person called her a moose. No seriously, nene has no talent and I certainly would not consider her a good friend as she tries to check Portia.
I think Bravo setup Mallory visit knowing it would cause drama. Kandi please get a stylist. What’s up with the scarf’s in Kandi hair?
Kandi’s just tragic in the fashion department. Amazing that she has a CLOTHING store (two now!) of all things. I just don’t know how she looks back at herself in the show and doesn’t gasp at her horrid fashion sense. She’s needs a stylist. TODAY.
Nene has to remember, not everyone will handle life situations like herself. Porsha you don´t have to buy friends or play to their tune, do you honey!
Why on earth Porsha feels the need to be in a 8,000sqft home???? For her and her dog???? #nolessonslearnedfromSheree
I have come to realize that Porsha is not over Kordell as she claims and she is trying to prove to herself and everyone else that she can somehow do much better and make it on her own and seeking validation from others.
When your Moma’s fixing you egg sammiches and ironing your bras, how you gonna "prove" yourself or "make it on your own"? Porsha is delusional. She’s like a black Barbie doll. That talks. And shouldn’t.
I meant to use the word convince because that is what Porsha is trying to do.
I agree. Also, she don’t have to tell NeNe that she lives in her neighborhood. Does she need permission?
Cynthia is showing signs of desperation for a storyline first it´s fibroids acting like it´s Cancer…now she is spilling all the intimate details of her sex life.
I am now thinking that Cynthia brought in her sister for a storyline and giving her sister exposure for that shitty jewelry she has.
LOL @LXL, yes my fifth grader makes better jewelry than that!
Neigh Neigh: Why is Porsha’s friendship such a big deal to you? And you show no ‘real’ loyalty to no one–not even Cynthia who kisses your a** more than she kisses her husband. And you need to come down off your high horse (oh that’s right, you ‘are’ the horse) thinking those Glee and New Normal checks will secure your fame for the rest of your life. I’ve seen hollywood actresses who came to realize that they have to ‘keep’ working to keep the checks coming in. So what makes you think you’ve ‘arrived’. Chile bye. (there’s a difference you know in being a ‘rich bitch’ vs real ‘wealth). You can always tell those who don’t have the latter, cause they always think themselves more highly than they really are.
Cynthia: Now while I’m no great Peter fan, you were wrong not to check your sister for showing up unannounced for "2" months and not telling her that you need to see if your husband is ok with it first. (that’s too long anyway for ‘anyone’ to stay at ‘anyone’s home for a visit unless someone’s caring for a sick relative). You need a backbone girl.I have to say I have respect for the way Peter responded to Malorie about what the real issue was. Now if he could only begin to take his own advice about discussing spending with Cynthia before he runs out and buys the next toy, investment venture, etc.
Kandi: You have gotten so used to being a ‘sugar mama’ that you don’t even know how to let a man have some dignity and contribute in a substantive way. We know you already got your millions. But girl, let that man bring more in. The more $$, the merrier. Anyway, that’s the best way to prove to MJ that she’s wrong about Todd skimming off you.
Kenya: We all clearly see why you’re so messed up on so many levels. I really sympathize with her after seeing her father diss her so badly before the cameras like that. Her mother doesn’t want her, and her father talks about his own daughter like she’s someone he loathes. So sad. I think that scene in the street was an unconsious attempt to kill commit suicide.
Porsha: Your attorney was trying to help you shut up about your financial business. How you gon ask Kordell to pay up when you go rent an 8000 sq foot home for just yourself and the divorce is still in progress. I see your Mom wouldn’t even appear this week cause you once again showed the world how ‘off’ your thinking is.
I LOVE KENYA & TRULY EMPATHIZE WITH HER SITUATION BUT YOUR COMMENT ABOUT AN "UNCONSCIOUS SUCIDE ATTEMPT" MADE ME BUST OUT LAUGHING!
1. Kandi…now you starting to work my damn nerves. Stop the damn crying. We know you still with Todd, but damn! You heard the voice of OG Mama Joyce Life Alert Crip Atlanta set, in your ear when Todd said he was going out of town.
2. Kenya…it’s bad when your Buffalo Soldier daddy comes to town and calls you out on your ashy feet. All of that twirlin’, handbag holding, and Bentley drivin’ and you STILL can’t afford some lotion or petroleum jelly?!!
2a. Also, did Kenya not look like the Grinch when she heard about Porsha not telling NeNe about moving into her neighborhood?! Her shady heart grew 3 times it’s size.
3. I think Kenya would get her ass beat by Cynthia’s sister and they would jump her if they needed to.
I learned that Cynthia is Passive Aggressive and weak and needs her sister Malory to fight all her battles. Malory dropping in the live with them for 2 months was a set up by both of them. They are setting Peter up for the kill. Why wasn’t Malory there to take care of Cynthia when she was sick? If her husband is a pro athlete them why isn’t she staying in a rent house for 2 months. Especially since renting houses is the thing to do in ATL. Where is her minor daughter living with all of this travelling back and forth? Never been a fan of Peter so I hope he gets what’s coming to him.
Chile please. Mallory just came on the show this season to sell that jewelry. I’m SURE there’s a web site somewhere. What’s amazing to me is this: Reality stars will call ANYTHING a business. (Do you know how many people are out there stringing beads together? Check etsy.com). So that’s what that was about; and an added storyline for Cynthia and Peter.
I did like how Mallory checked Kenya, though. That was funny. ‘Cause Kenya was stirring and stirring the pot trying to make an issue she ain’t have nothing to do with even more sticky.
You are right Mallory need to set up an account on esty.com and call it a day.
Dear Kenya,
I am writing a letter to you because I literally wanted to slap your daddy. He seems like he is still stuck at age 16 mentally.
And I felt so sorry for the little girl inside of you. Although not similar, I had very bad parenting. And the little love that I received did not compensate for the pain of my childhood.
But given your story, I have to tell you that you INSPIRE me so much. And it makes your win of Miss USA even more impressive. Your competitors were likely raised in suburbs with both parents in the home and a lot of money. No one can understand the feeling of rejection that you carry with you when your parent rejects you completely.
And today, in your 40′s, you are absolutely beautiful! And I love how you laugh and have fun.
Now I’m not going to say that I totally enjoy your loudness. And I’m not going to say that I think you had all of your marbles when you twirled into traffic on this episode (but you were probably tipsy), but you are absolutely beautiful.
Just be smart. That $100,000 car money should have gone towards buying you a home. Get setup completely first. That way you won’t get evicted again. Also, that way you will have something that builds equity. And then you can buy your car next year or the year after.
I wish you the best of luck and admire your strength and beauty through all of that hotmess that is your parents.
Peace and blessings,
KENYASPEAKS
An open letter, huh? I agree with it. I do. I get it. Having jacked up parents/family will plague a person for a lifetime. Like I said, this is why I "support" Kenya somewhat, because of that kindred pain inside of her. But she’s messy as 60 kids at Chuck E. Cheese.
Nice!
BEAUTIFUL!
BEAUTIFUL!
I meant Kenya speaks has the right attitude!!!
I don’t believe anything Phaedra Parks says. She’s all about making herself look in the right, but if you listen carefully she tells on herself!
Not only that, but she’s so country. I mean I admire her getting a law degree and all. But she and Kandi are both ratchet. If you compare them to Tamar Braxton for instance (even before Tamar became a star) you could tell that Tamar had a certain level of exposure that neither Kandi or Phaedra has. Even Kandi’s and Phaedra’s previous homes–the way they were decorated was sub-standard.
I was screaming at her analogy…
Nene has an ugly spirit, an ugly raggedy Ann hair do, big ugly false teeth, an ugly remodeled nose. She tries to bully everyone with that big running back shape. She too good to do Kandi show, but she can’t even buy a home. Still renting or leaseing. Ole sour puss!!!
Cynthia: I think you use your sister Mallory to do your dirty work. I find it interesting that you find a voice to “read” all of the other women, but you can’t do anything with NeNe nor Peter; hence Mallory. I’m 100% positive you brought her in for a storyline.
Kandi: I think you should give Todd a break and allow him to take the job. I think this is the test that your relationship needs to withstand to determine if you should move forward with the marriage. I also think you should stop hanging with Phaedra…she’s very shady and will throw you under the bus in a heartbeat. For some reason, she’s really desperate to befriend NeNe. I don’t understand why. Maybe that will serve as some kind of validation for her.
Phaedra: Shady Fay Fay! I admit you’re funny and have some of the best comebacks in the world; except the cat always has your tongue when it comes time for you to say these things to your opponents’ face! As for comparing Apollo to the former NFL loser, neither is a prize so you should have kept that to yourself. While you’re bragging about his looks, he’s checking for Kenya, lol. You’re also quick to point out that you’re married, but is Apollo?
Porsha: Ever since you’ve walked onto this show, I’ve called you for what you are. A dumb little girl. Team Kordell since day 1! I’ve always maintained that he was NEVER controlling of you; children have to be treated a certain way.
NeNe: I feel sorry for you, lol. Maybe if you had maintained some sense of humility on your climb to the “top”, your fall wouldn’t be so hard and fast. What rich person has a “savings” account, lol? Rich people have investment portfolios. But you and the people from Athens seems to think you’re one of the top actresses in the world, so I guess a “savings” account will suffice for the small town people who have grandeur illusions.
Kenya: I remain Team Kenya, but you desperately need a storyline boo.
"You’re also quick to point out that you’re married, but is Apollo?" Damn, that just gave me life. Love the comments here
Me too!!
You took the words out of mouth!
AMEN!!! regarding Nene with her savings account. You are correct wealthy people have portfolios. Nene is dumb as Porsha sometimes. I love how the other ladies don’t bother to correct her either. They just let her keep saying dumb stuff and let the bloggers drag her. I bet you she won’t be saying Bridemaid at the reunion. LOL.
Wooooo! BRAVO. This you hit the mail on the head Tamar voice. The whole cast needs to be replaced. People fail to realize that Kenya(and no I’m NOT her) keeps the show alive with her antics and dry snitching. Everyone loves to hate her. Nene is only there as an anchor. The rest…
SO TRUE!
Porsha is banking she will get alot of money from the divorce( millions). smh.
Kandi, distance makes the heart grow fonder. Let him go. You are stronger than this and if you need to go and visit him, go ahead. Dont give him a reason to end up with a surprise in 9 months. Feel me?
NeNe, have a seat. I’m not speaking to you right now.LOL
Mallory, girl you something else. Why you talkin bout your sister business to her husband? Sometimes its best to just listen and not give any feedback.
Phaedra, still classy.
Kenya, stop playing in damn traffic. And trade the car in for some lotion, and therapy. You are hurting and your father is no damn help. Put his ass back on the horse back to texas.
I am startn to warm up Kenya. She was pure entertainment in that trunk show and she always shows strength in the face of advsary. She is Also more humble than I woulda thought seeing as she is the only real actress to me. She’s been n shows, movies, commercials, videos etc. nene just lucked up w/ her sitcoms. But nene doesn’t show Kenya any respect. Not only has Kenya ben front of the camera but has a production company. All on her own.
well why is Kenya so broke? She better get some films made soon.
I want Phaedra and Kandi off this show. Let Nene have this mess. Its her claim to fame. She cant stand the fact that Kandi and Phaedra were successful and are gaining more coins using this platform than she is. Does she thinks because she has hobnobbed with real stars that she is their equal? That lady is delusional. Real black actors are here today and gone tomorrow. Nene is a reality joke.
did kandi’s spin off show get cancelled?
Yes Gawd!!! Chile, that mess was off quicker than it started airing. It was bound to fail, because Kandi ain’t serious about helping no one but Kandi and the few ‘yes’ friends she’s got. Can’t wait till next week when the guy on her team checks her.
Kenya is going in on Porsha who is still upset about her divorce. Well, really? Kenya’s story line every week, when shes not referencing how much better looking she is than Phaedra and Apollo looking at her gorgeous body or talking about Kandis weight, all she does is cry about how her mother doesnt want her.
Just shutup Kenya and fade back into non existence!
Im sure theres a tow truck driver somewhere who needs a date.
I think Kenya was right about Cynthia´s sister. Mal should have shutup and make that paper. I think Porsha should have let Nene know that she moved into her neighborhood. I think that´s kind of stupid that she told the other ladies but didn´t tell the person who she now lives closest to. Even if she didn´t invite her over she still should have said something. ´Hey, I just moved in your neighborhood. I´ll catch up with you when I get settled.´ Something. But that´s just my opinion. The house looks nice and if she can handle it, I say more power to her.
I AGREE!
Nene is a joke. I am so tired of her superior attitude. U call kenya broke yet u still rent. And bein on a show a total of 30 minutes in all your episodes of new normal and glee put tgthet does not make u a star. She is fake. U praisr ryan murphy so damn much when u shld b praising andy cuz housewives is your true bread and butter. And chittlin circuit plays make millionaires. I wld luv to know wht scripts u lookn at. Somebody pleasr tell this day shift stripper to hav a seat.
Yeah, NeNe could have telephoned her lines in on BOTH those shows!
Nene is the boss chick !!!!!
This! She came across so desperate, needy, and pathetic trying to talk about how much sex she used to have with Peter not to mention that is just a visual I can’t get out of my head. Ugh! Cynthia is a beautiful woman but she needs to pull her tops up, that armpit fat is just distracting.
ALL I KNOW IS THIS WHEN THEY SHOOT THE REUNION…THESE GIRLS ARE GOING TO READ EACH OTHER DOWN TO THE FLOOR!!! THAT REUNION IS GOING TO BE FIREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!AND I HOPE AND PRAY MARLO IS INCLUDED IN THIS REUNION CUZ SHE READS THE GIRLS FOR FILTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
You, "no tea, no shade" are a coward since you don’t want people to "reply"…related to Atlien, eh? you hit like Nene, and runnnnnnnn away. stay and take your licks.
Kenya – Your father is something else. He was so critical. Was that real or for the show? I feel for you with parents like that.
Porsha – Don’t agree with the move to the big house. Save the money. Reality show checks are not guaranteed. If you are receiving alimony from Kordell, it probably won’t be for a long time. You weren’t married long enough. Move and save those checks too.
Phaedra – She is funny. Chuck was very disrespectful. I don’t blame for her for being perturbed.
Nene – She is so full of herself. Glad she worked on two primetime shows. One has been canceled and one will soon be canceled. Nothing wrong with working the "Chitlin Circuit". Just ask Tyler Perry (enough said).
Kandi – Agree. Let Todd go off and make money. Isn’t that MJ’s brief? He can’t provide.
Cynthia – Agree. Mallory is helping with a storyline. Also, I’m glad she set Kenya straight. Don’t get involved with family matters. Cynthia let her visit without telling Peter. That is on Cynthia.
I Know This That KenHo Had Watched Previous RHOATL And She Trying 2Act Some Kinda Way+She Hella Jealous Of My Girl NeNe Leaks She Throwing Shade At Her EeeeeRrrrrrrWeek&She Bought That Bentley That´s Why She Didn´t Pay That Rent Lol I´m Changing.Org Her FakeAss So She Won´t&Don´t Return Next Season I Love ATLIEN She Keep It 100 EeeeeRrrrrrDay&i´m Way N California But I Keep Up With Her Blog Amen Amen Amen…
Not as distracting as nene back fat. Rich bitches dont have back fat. Meaning if you are gonna fix those utters u call tiddays lipo that too. Or cover it up. Even in her reception dress. She reads everyone. Kenya the only who gave her the bitch please on the play thing. Cant wait for reunion.
Oh my goodness, did you see how bravo zoomed in on her back? It was awful.
Ms. Understood I’m totally with you on the Nene thing. that hoe aint bit more had no job offers. then got the NERVE to try to throw shade at Kandi with her stage play. Chile please. cant stand how she stay lookin her nose down @ people. she’s gonna end up just like Sheree. bitch keep messing around she gone end up begging Kandi for a job here in a few months. Her lil 5 mins of fame is about up! Greg might have to send that ass back to the strip club where he met her. or she can sell some of those Louis vuitton shoes she lives her life for. lmao!
Poorsha felt Kordell was controlling and she had no voice, now Nene is controlling her and she has no voice. She was better off with Kordell atleast he was giving her some money. As far as Kenya she need some help who walks out in the road and almost gets hit. Her dad was very critical, I felt bad for her, it seems she has another relationship that is strained. I do agree with her father, she need to let it go. Her mother is not interested in a relationship with her, so move on. I wish Cynthia would stop talking about her and Peter relations in the bedroom it is disgusting!
HOW CAN YOU TELL A PERSON TO "LET IT GO"? IF I WERE KENYA I WOULD PUBLICLY EXPOSE THAT SORRY EXCUSE OF A MOTHER & LET THE WORLD KNOW THAT SHE IS A MONSTER!
Cynthia’s marriage is falling apart and her sis has nothing to do with it, and Kenya needs to stop it with this my mother my mother boo hoo it’s obvious that her dad is slow (hence the speech impediment) so her mom must be just as slow(they travel in groups) she mush be a result of inbreeding that’s why she can’t find a man she needs to date one of her cuzins and its time for nene to change the color of that damn toupee …..ijs
Riddle me this, it’s interesting how people hated Kenya for spotting Porsha as an entitled phony simpleton. But now most people are starting to dislike Porsha for the same reasons. When Kenya called her a little girl it hurt her feelings because it was true. Now all the cast mates have made digs, jokes and rude comments regarding Porsha’s immaturity to her face and behind her back. Where is the indignation for the other ladies that are now saying the same and even worst about Porsha?
I learned that kandi can get a man, but she damn sure can’t keep one. Good for her that she has a backup plan called "vibrator."
Why won’t the video work?
It works for me.
I don’t understand why women criticize a man’s penis size once the relationship is over. But had your legs to the moon every time he was giving it to you? Everyone knows Phaedra ain’t as sweet as she claims to be and everyone knows that Kandi was a girl about town in her day.
Lesson: Don’t come for a Grammy Award Winning Producer/Songwriter and an Attorney on their show when your penis is small. Bloop. Chuckie and Mynique started but Kandi and Phaedra sure finished it. #GirlTalk
I am over crying ass Porsha. Next.
Cynthia must be seeking revenge against Peter for something he did. Or perhaps, she just needed a storyline for her boring ass life. When all else fall, call Mallory, who doesn’t know any boundaries.
I am Team Kenya, but did she do a Twirl in the middle of the street? Blank stare.
Please tell Stripper NeeNee Leakes that she isn’t an actress or a thespian but a buffoon. Beyotch, sit your delusional ass down somewhere.
Mama Joyce and Kenya’s Pimp Dad need their own show for real. I love both of them.
I think all of the women make an interesting mix. I’m still trying to find out where Mynnique will fit in – I’m not sure she can hang if she doesn’t know what it is to be "read". She seems to be quite sheltered herself, and then what do you say after everyone done talked about your husbands – um situation?
How can you not have sympathy for Kenya? She is a motherless child for Grits’ sakes, don’t any of y’all watch Oprah?
Porsha HAD to lease a 8,000 square foot house in order to try to squeeze Kordell for some money. This show was taped while they were still going through the divorce. She wanted the judge to force Kordell to PROVIDE for her in the manner in which she has become accustomed; thus she needed to get a huge house in an effort to get a bigger settlement and/or more alimony money. She keeps saying she use to a big closet, she is use to this, she is use to that. Sigh. They were only married for 2 years. That is long is not a long time to act like she can’t go back to a one bedroom condo. That’s what she had when she met Kordell (Frankenstein head, aka Herman Munster).
So NeNe is the mean one the trouble maker hell now Kenya is a mean jealous botch… She is feeling good about Portias divorce she is so wrong