The Real Housewives of Atlanta‘s highly anticipated sixth season aired it’s first episode last night (November 3, 2013).
So far there are no new housewives (or B-list friends) added to the cast and all 6 ladies are back for the 6th season.
The cute couple is shown discussing their million dollar wedding ceremony as they open their swanky wedding gifts. They also discuss Nene’s RHOA co-star Porsha Stewart’s divorce issues.
Cynthia Bailey is moving up and out of her old Bailey Agency location, Kandi Burruss discusses her future marriage plans, Phaedra Parks adjusts to being a new mom to her 2nd son and
Miss Ratchet USA Kenya Moore is still koo-koo and her contacts are still making her eyes red.
Recap + watch the full first episode of RHOA season 6 below…
Last season was filled with drama and this season is sure to ‘turn-up’ as well. Kenya isn’t married, engaged or even a full-time resident of Atlanta, so clearly her job as an Atlanta ‘housewife’ is to bring the drama.
Strange thing is, she hasn’t spoken to ANY of her fellow housewives all Summer long (but that’s beside the point).
The red-eye’d former beauty queen apparently comes into Cynthia’s place of business simply to complain about how none of the housewives reached out to her during her eviction for her rental home.
[Sidebar: I guess Kenya assumed they'd help her pay her past due rent... but I digress.]
Cynthia diplomatically tells Kenya’s krazy ‘A”zz that she needs to take that up with Nene the next time she see’s her.
[FLASHBACK: Meet Phaedra Son Dylan aka Mr. President (PHOTOS)]
The popular attorney and her foinnnne hubby Apollo Nida have moved their growing family into a new Buckhead home but aren’t quite settled in yet.
Since Phaedra has been busy managing the kids, Apollo has taken on the role of managing their move in.
Next up… Porsha and her divorce drama take center stage. Apparently there’s only one divorce attorney in Atlanta
willing to appear on reality television and Porsha copped his number from Nene.
Porsha, who happens to still be rocking her wedding band, tells her attorney that she wants to give Kordell a list of things to do in order to make their marriage work.
[Sidebar: Now correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't it Kordell who chose to walk away? Why the heck does Porsha think that he will 'negotiate' a reconciliation? *sigh*]
Porsha also enlists her mother and sister to join in on bashing her future ex-husband. During a talk in her mom’s living room, the trio all cry together about Porsha’s loss and it’s her mom who goes in the hardest on Kordell.
This man is not a normal man, he does not appreciate a wife. He wants a wife as an object. He wants you to have the big ring and the nice car to ride in as a reflection of him, of his image.
And if that’s the case, I have to ask what other image is she providing for him.
Isn’t it strange how Kordell’s ‘gay’ rumors weren’t an issue with Porsha until he decided he didn’t want to be married to her anymore? Now that he doesn’t want HER, does that mean he’s definitely gay?
Way too many questions with these two so I have to move on…
The grammy-award winning housewife and her fiance Todd Tucker, discuss their engagement and she reveals how frustrated she gets when people think she’s taking care of him. Kandi also reveals that her mom was less than enthused about her engagement.
“When I first started dating Todd, my mom thought he was a nice guy. Then she started saying he had ulterior motives… “
Kandi hasn’t addressed the way she feels with Mama Joyce, but Todd thinks she should before she allows it to ‘bubble up and blow up’.
The couple also discusses Porsha & Kordell’s situation and agree that they will collectively keep the world out of their business.
Red-eyed Kenya is on a mission to cause chaos. Phaedra and Nene both avoid the drama by avoiding Miss Ratchet USA.
Nene even admits that her plan was to totally ignore red-eyed Kenya but things go awry when Kenya finds Nene in the back.
That discussion turns into a full blown argument about why Nene invited Walter to HER wedding and I’m excited to say that the old Nene is back!
As a grown woman I make my own decisions. No b*tch… will ever tell me who I can and can NOT talk to.
When I get ready to have an event, I’m not gonna be thinking about whether Kenya is going to uncomfortable or not. When I have my events, I’m going to be worried about how fabulous Nene’s event is going to be.
Red-eyed Kenya couldn’t get a word in edgewise! Nene was in rare form and she ended the segment in her confessional, stating, ‘gone with the wind fabulous is clearly gone… and so is Walter. Get you something new girl!’
It’s official… the old Nene is back! Red-eyed Kenya can’t handle Nene Leakes circa season 2008 baby!
What did you think of the first episode of RHOA Season 6?