Love & Hip Hop Atlanta aka “The Kirk & Rasheeda Show” jump starts our week with it’s 14th episode last night (July 22, 2013).
[FLASBHACK: Recap: LHHATL Season 2, Episode 13 (FULL VIDEO)]
I don’t know about you guys… but I’m actually quite proud of Kirk and Rasheeda for “taking over” the show from all those transplants… even though they had to fake it to make it. But I digress…
In other cast news, Lil Scrappy’s ‘real life’ probation issues play out onscreen, Stevie J. & Joseline head to her hometown of Peurto Rico to film her new video, Mimi Faust confides in Erica Dixon that she’s going to use Stevie J’s cash to refurbish her deflated boobies… (I spilled that tea a few weeks ago CLICK HERE if you missed that) and coincidentally, Karlie Redd asks her ex-boo Benzino to assist her with a new breast job as well.
Read the 5 Life lessons revealed (recap) + watch full video of LHHATL season 2, episode 14 below…
Life Lesson #1 – Fake it til you make it, and pretend until you win!
I gotta give it up to Kirk and Rasheeda! They have totally took over LHHATL. What was once Stevie J and Joseline’s show has now been placed in the hands of the couple voted “most boring” during season 1 of the popular VH1 show.
On episode 14 Kirk tells his wife that there’s nothing out in the streets and he wants to stay home. SHOCKER!!! Kirk professes his love for his wife and kids and realizes that the grass is not always greener at a lake house fulla groupies.
[PHOTOS: Kirk, Benzino & Bobby V. Party Poolside… ]
[Sidebar: I don’t know if you noticed, but Mary Jane (Kirk’s alleged side chick) never really admitted having SEX with Kirk, only that they “spent time” and “talked alot” — CLICK HERE to re-visit my one on one with Kirk’s on screen mistress.]
Kirk and Rasheeda have been spotted together time and time again these past few weeks, so it’s no secret that the couple is still holding strong. But they certainly get my vote for “best acting” this season.
Mimi Faust revealed to Erica Dixon that her breasts are in need of a major overhaul and she’s going to use Stevie J’s generous cash stash to get her boobs done.
Mimi heads to Dr. Jimerson (best known for his butt work on Whasserface and Shakinah of Family Hustle) for a consult and decides it’s time to do a ‘Mommy Makeover” after she assures him she’s doing it for reasons other than outside influences (insert side-eye).
I found it quite interesting that Mimi suddenly wanted new breasts so that she can “walk around in a bikini” just as Joseline is flaunting her hard rocks on the beach in Puerto Rico with Mimi’s baby daddy.
But Mimi didn’t get her breats lifted for anyone but herself… at least that’s what she claims.
Perhaps her new boobs will give her the strength she needs to hop off Stevie J’s bus. Moving on…
Life Lesson #3 – A closed mouth won’t get fed or get money for new boobs.
It’s been a while since we’ve seen Karlie Redd with Benzino, so it was a bit surprising to see her asking him for money. Then again… I take that back. This is Atlanta… the “Sugardaddy” capital of the world. That being said, Karlie gives Benzino a sob story about her boobs leaking and then “innocently” asks him for “financial” support.
Karlie says she needs anywhere from $4,000 to $10,000 to get her breasts “fixed” and Zino is apparently in a generous mood… or a drought because he agrees to help her.
He explains “Karlie and her tits will always have a good place in Zino’s heart.”
Chile I guess… 😯
Life Lesson #4 – Proverbs 18:22 “He who finds a wife finds a good thing…”
Returning to Puerto Rico brought back bad memories for the “Puerto Rican Princess” but it was her goal to shoot her first video on her home soil and she did.
While she admits that 2 years was definitely a long time to wait for what turned out to be a lackluster video, JoJo Dancer will wait no longer for Stevie J to make up his mind about marriage.
She pops the question to Stevie J during their trip, but contrary to what many have been led to believe, the couple isn’t actually “married”.
Stevie J. accepted Joseline’s ring and has been rocking it… but according to the trailers for next week, he’s not taking this “marriage” thing too seriously and even may have bought a right for Mimi so they can all be one big happy family.
Now as we approach the final episode of the 2nd season, the tables have turned yet again and with JoJo’s marriage proposal, she, Stevie J and Mimi are back on top of the LHHATL food chain.
Honorable mentions: Scrappy’s “press conference” regarding his court ordered rehab for violating probation and Erica admitting she never sold her engagement ring.
Noticeably absent this episode: Mama Dee, Shay Johnson, DJ Traci Steele & DJ Babey Drew…