Love & Hip-Hop Atlanta aka “As the Hood Turns” aired it’s 4th episode of the 2nd season last night (May 14, 2013.
It’s getting difficult, but in keeping with my goal of finding the lesson in every “reality” show, I’ve compiled this week’s list of the top 5 lessons revealed.
This week’s recap + watch the full episode below…
Life Lesson #1 – Forgive your fiancé for poppin off if your moms is Momma Dee.
Last week Erica decided enough was enough when she felt that Momma Dee had disrespected her in her own home. This week, Lil Scrappy decides to have a talk with his mother and the meet at the
pawn shop jewelry store to rehash last weeks argument with Erica.
“She went HAM, but she didn’t call you out your name,” Scrappy says.
Scrappy reiterates to Momma Dee that he needs her to have his back… no matter what his decision is, and she agrees.
“Just have my back way in the back, you feel me? Hollering distance, ya feel me?”
Erica and Scrappy also have dinner to discuss the situation and Scrappy is ready to move forward and move on with their lives together. All is forgiven but Erica wants to put the wedding on pause.
Life Lesson #2 – Protect your kudi kat at all costs…
Last week Karlie Redd spilled the beans that Benzino had showed her a film featuring JoJo’s “A”ssets, which are widely available on the internet (click HERE if you care to see Joseline naked).
On the other hand, Whasserface confides in Mimi Faust that her “kudi kat” is “broken” and asks her to go with her to the doctor to get it “fixed”…. T. M*uthfukin-M. I!!!
Whasserface and her numb broke coochi get check out and the physician advises her to date smarter… not harder.
Life Lesson #3 Hoes before bros…
Did Joseline smash the homie? Stevie J confronts his BFF Benzino about the rumor that Karlie Redd said that Benzino told her that he and Joseline have had sex in the past.
“We got too much history to be talking he say/she say,” Benzino says calmly but Joseline wants direct answers.
“I’m not gonna sit here and entertain no dumb s—,” he said.
“Why would I want to f— a prostitute?” Benzino says. “If you can’t control her then what you with her for?”
Benzino is heated that Stevie J is taking Joseline’s word over his.
Joseline: “Why you DMing me on Twitter at 5 in the morning?”
Benzino: “Actually, it was 7 in the morning.”
Benzino warns that Joseline’s mouth is going to get Stevie in trouble and the couple drives off with a perplexed Benzino asking… “So we ain’t brothers no more?”
4. Visit magic City for marriage counseling…
Scrappy meets Kirk at Atlanta’s popular Magic City strip club for a bit of OG advice from a “happily” married man.
“She put them paws on me,” Scrappy tells Kirk.
Kirk advises Scrappy that Momma Dee is a bit much and that it’s time for him to make a few decisions on his own. “Ya mama protect you like you about 10,” Kirk says.
Now that Erica wants to put a pause on their engagement, Scrappy is having doubts about their relationship…. and we know what that means!?
He’ll be back to opening lines of credit in Shay’s name in about 5…4…3…
5. Baby Daddy’s and investments don’t mix…
DJ Traci Steele agrees to invest money in her baby daddy’s business venture but things get heated when she pops up at his house with the check and finds one of his “microwaveable b*tches” chillin on the couch!
When he takes forever to open the door she starts knocking like the police. “What the hell? Why it took you so long to answer the door?” she asks.
When he flips the script asking her if she’d let him in if he showed up unannounced she responds, “Yes, if you had a 25 thousand dollar check, hell yeah I would let you in.” “You’re not supposed to show up to my door,” he tells her. “You’re right I’m not supposed to show up to your door with 25 thousand dollars to invest in your f—-g business,” she said.
Traci blames Drew’s random women for the stress and strife in their relationship… although they are not actually a “couple” “You’re not supposed to show up to my house. That’s the bottom line,” he said.