Well my friends… you are correct!
Kim Zolciak (remember her?) got off relatively easy, Kandi Burruss wasn’t allowed to bring up her recent lawsuit, Cynthia Bailey went at Porsha Stewart… Porsha was still defending her husband, Phaedra Parks spilled TEA on Kenya Moore’s ‘home depot’ booty while Moore dug up all the dirt she could on Phaedra’s husband Apollo.
And throughout it all… Nene Leakes played ‘Queen Bee’ as usual.
Here’s a bit of TEA about what went down during the taping…
If… (and that’s a big IF) it’s a publicity stunt, it may be used during Kandi’s upcoming “Kandi Factory” show. But I doubt it. It will be interesting to see how it all plays out though. Especially since Phaedra is reportedly the attorney of record.
Just FYI… Kandi’s “The Kandi Factory” airs April 9, 2013.
Speaking of Kim… she should have been the main target of contention, but guess what… nobody kurr!! Zolciak was a non-factor during season 5 as it was all “brown girl” everything.
Sure there was a bit of battling between she and Nene but it was an otherwise, tame situation for Kim during the season 5 reunion but I’m sure Bravo took the opportunity to promo her upcoming show (which I’m refusing to watch or speak of).
As expected, Kenya and Phaedra continued their ‘booty battle” and went head to head as they each shared facts surrounding the fallout over their respective workout DVD’s.
Phaedra, who is about eight months pregnant and ready to pop, brought out a few surprises and attempted to remain calm due to her condition… but I heard that Kenya pulled a few low blows by bringing out a few explosive “exhibits” to prove her points about Phaedra and/or Apollo.
Getting the lil bit of info I got was like pulling teeth, but I’m thinking that Kenya tried to put Apollo’s strip club outings on blast (but that’s no secret around these parts).
Phaedra, on the other hand, is said to have pullled out proof of Kenya’s silicone implants, as well as her questionable relationship history. (I’ve got a story on that coming later.)
… many photographers on her repeat modeling gigs noted “special circumstances” when shooting back shots of Kenya.
Having posed several times for BlackMens Magazine & Smooth, there are reportedly several notes about photoshopping a dent in Moore’s left butt cheek, which is rumored to have stemmed from lack of care after her silicone implant procedure.
[Sidebar: That kind of explains Kenya's strategic placement of those cutlets on her rear end when she mocked Phaedra's fishnet outfit... but I digress.]
When Kenya got her work done it wasn’t as popular a procedure in the U.S. She was referred by a friend to a Dr. in Mexico and traveled there to get her work done.
The doctor who performed Kenya’s procedure advised her to sleep on her stomach for a few weeks after the procedure, but she slept on her side, resulting in the imperfection.
Clearly this is all hearsay, but the person who told me is normally a great source of information. So yes… I believe it and am taking his word as the gospel (but that’s just me).
I’m sure we’ll also get to hear Kenya’s elaborate take on that whole Walter Jackson “fake boyfriend” situation and it’s blatantly clear that she made up for her fairy tale lies by creating more drama than ever on the top rated “reality” show.
[FLASHBACK: The Crazy Truth About Kenya Moore & Walter Jackson... ]
[Sidebar: Walter was not invited to attend and he feels some kinda way about it.]
All of the house HUSBANDs took to the stage as well. Gregg, Peter,Apollo and even Todd appeared in support of his fiance Kandi.
Last but not least, word on the curb is that one hubby was a no show.
My spidey senses tell me that it was probably Kordell but I haven’t received any confirmation.
In addition to catching a ton of flack about being “too controlling,” Kordell’s past was revisited regarding the gay rumors that surrounded his NFL career.
[FLASHBACK: Gay Rumors Plagued Kordell Stewart's NFL Career... ]
Even Nene Leakes joined in… throwing shade towards Kordell by mentioning the rumors in a tweet.
Nene uncharacteristically DELETED her tweet soon after sending but Kordell had already caught wind of it and sent a subliminal message of his own.
Porsha also alluded to the fact that Kordell may not let her return to the show next season as she tweeted a photo thanking her glam squad for helping her make it to “the end”.
Clearly we’ll get to watch it all unfold when the reunion show airs in a few weeks, but hopefully this will quench your thirst in the meantime.
What other drama do you think will be revealed during the RHOA reunion?