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Meet Desmond Bryant… the new poster child for “Drunk” and disorderly. 
Bryant, 27, an Oakland Raiders defensive tackle, posed for the hilarious mugshot above after being arrested for a misdemeanor charge in Miami.
Details PLUS a side view below…
The San Francisco Chronicle reports on the Raiders defensive tackle, who was arrested on Sunday on a misdemeanor charge of criminal mischief:
After allegedly going to a neighbor’s house inebriated and causing a commotion, Bryant was booked at 9:24 a.m., according to Miami-Dade County records. A police report wasn’t available.
Bryant was held on $1,000 bail.
Reflecting on his college years, Bryant once told the Los Angeles Times:
“The Ivy League’s not really my type of environment. I had some really good teammates and friends, but outside of the football world I didn’t interact much with the other kids.”
Bryant, who went undrafted out of Harvard, is set to become an unrestricted free agent March 12. Surely his viral mugshot cannot be good for contract negotiations!
Would you vote Bryant’s mugshot in the ‘mugshot hall of fame’ as the worst ever?
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Mugshot Mania ~ Demon Spawn
Either his neck has gone through trials and tribulations, or he is about to vomit…
THE WORST!!!
Lord have mercy.
His neck is wider than his tard looking head!
he looks retarded lol
wow… i cant laugh anymore lol…
This is beyond commenting on. I don’t even know what to say!!!
Well i know what to say…where the fck is his clothes? I’m sure he has made his mama proud with his foolishness. What a great role model!
LOL . This is priceless.
Ick, what is wrong with his neck, did he swallow a 12 pack and the container they came in, GROSS as all out!
He look just like Honey Bear on the Sugar Crisp cereal box.
i want some milk and cookies rotfl
LMAO! #Flatline
Yuck!!! I can smell him right off the page. LOLu
looks like he has the mumps, lol
LMAO!
MF is snoring with his eyes open.
LMAO again!
Horrible smh
This shit has me cracking up lol
Isn’t this the same CLOWN that was datin Royce Reed from Basketball Wives? He should let Benzino borrow sum of that neck…dude look like Shrek…I can’t!! I’m shocked they let this scary negro walk around Harvard’s campus smh!
Naw girl… Different dude. That was DEZ Bryant. He plays for the Cowboys I think.
Oh, ok thanx! (he look like into Becky’s anyway, he WHITE BOY WASTED)!
Royce was with Dezmond Briscoe of the Washington Redskins, I believe he played with the Bucs at the time he was dating Royce.
Dez Bryant does indeed play for the Cowboys. He’s known for slapping his Mama or something last year.
Sorry, I am a big Cowboys fan and I had to clear that up
Hilarious
LMAO…"let Benzino borrow sum of that neck!"
OMG!!! I’VE FALLEN OFF THE CHAIR…NO I’M NOT DRUNK..THIS S#@T IS FUNNY!!!!
He looks like a big penis with shoulders. Ewwww!
His neck, his back, his neck and his back… Or shall I say tiny head on top of his giant tree trunk neck.
He’ll scare the hell out some Keebler elves…
Dana T.
He looks like he swallowed a frog with a thyroid condition.
…correction, a BULLFROG with a thyroid condition.
is he delayed? Stroke victim? Dialysis? sleep apnea patient?
lol…