And while it took Usher Raymond & his ex-wife Tameka almost a year to get divorce finalized and it took Sheree & Bob Whitfield almost 7 years, apparently Evelyn Lozada and Chad OchoCinco Johnson know somebody who knows somebody who could rush their paperwork through
According to TMZ:
A judge in Florida signed off on the divorce early this morning … one month after Evelyn filed for divorce from the NFL star.
As we previously reported, Chad initially didn’t want to sign off on the split … and waited until last week before finally accepting reality and submitting divorce papers of his own.
But Evelyn claimed the marriage was irretrievably broken after he allegedly headbutted her in the face during an argument over a condom receipt she found in his car.
Chad has since had Evelyn’s face tatted on his leg … and insists he will eventually repair the relationship.
Sources close to Evelyn tell us it ain’t gonna happen.
[PHOTOS: Evelyn & Chad’s Wedding]
Pour out a Lil liquor…