Hosted by Bravo’s Andy Cohen, the first of three one hour episodes held our attention as Phaedra Parks, Sheree Whitfield, Kim Zolciak, NeNe Leakes, Cynthia Bailey & Kandi Burruss all launched the personal attacks against each other that we’ve waited on all season.
I can honestly say NeNe won this one hands down, with Sheree unfortunately dragging up the rear.
The good, the bad and the ugly photos + video from Part 1 of RHOA Season 4 reunion show below…
Being that the season 4 finale ended with NeNe walking out on Kandi’s ‘Bedroom Kandi’ sex toy launch, Nene hopped on her high horse and began to to explain why she felt it was beneath her to “engage” in sex talk with a bunch of 40-something year old women…
It’s not something I want to engage in. That’s all. To each his own. If they love it… that’s it.
This whole sex toy thing… it ain’t my thing. I was there in my presence to support her but it just ain’t my THING!
I’m uncomfortable with it it. Now… does that make it wrong, cause I don’t want a ding-a-ling, or I don’t want a dildo, or I don’t wanna be vibrated?
Kandi, in all her phony pony-ed glory, responded to NeNe’s assessment of her sex toy party by reminding her that she used to be a stripper.
She also brought up the fact that just last year, NeNe was arguing with everyone and now she’s above just about every dayum thing.
I stripped… and I’m not putting a dildo up my va-jay jay. End of discussion.
Kim Zolciak was called on front street about ‘doing things backwards’ i.e. getting pregnant within weeks of meeting Atlanta Falcons player Kroy Biermann and then getting engaged & subsequently married after the baby was born.
She also announced that she was pregnant yet again and doesn’t miss smoking and the booze and didn’t even miss those vices when she was pregnant last year.
Blah blah blah… Kim clearly forgot that she was caught smoking at a Falcons game when she was pregnant the first time, but whatEV.
On firing Sweetie Hughes…
Sweetie has been a part my family for 12 years. Rather than lose my friendship with her and jeopardize my friendship… I let her go.
Andy Cohen called Kim out about lying about having Big Poppa’s furniture and Versace china in her new house and Cohen gave the camera the side-eye after she stumbled over her generic explanation…
As far as my furniture that my husband and I have in OUR house… that’s mine.
The next segment of the show was hard to watch as it was all about Sheree Whitfield embarrassing herself yet again…
Sheree revisited her biggest episode of the season, the child support case against her ex-husband retired NFL baller Bob Whitfield, where she was represented by Phaedra Parks.
Sheree shed a few fake tears as she spoke about how tough it was to go through it all on television (as if she were forced to do so).
Phaedra comforted Sheree while she was fake crying and then things took a turn for the worse as Sheree stumbled over her words attempting to explain why Bob’s not in jail…
The thing is… I did not want Bob sent to jail. What good was that gonna do? Me sending my kid’s father to jail.
This isn’t about putting Bob in jail… this is about filing a…. a…. a…
Phaedra graciously helps Sheree out with the word “Contempt” as Sheree accused her of waiting on the cameras before she filed the paperwork, allowing Bob to get two steps ahead of them by filing his own contempt charge.
Whitfield’s fake cry went from ‘woe is me’ to ‘b*tch it’s all your fault I looked stupid,’ as Sheree began to accuse Phaedra of screwing up her case.
You said I didn’t take it serious. I `took it so serious that I took it upon myself to take it OFF CAMERA to introduce you to another attorney.
Sheree then stated Parks didn’t know family law (even though she represented Bobby Brown for years in his child support hearings), and only took things off camera because the other attorney was guiding her in the case.
Parks again shut Sheree down, responding to her in a soft voice almost as if she were speaking to a 3 year old…
So if she filed the contempt. What is the status of your case now?
It’s in the same place it was when I had it…. Exactly.
It was a hard thing to watch.
Especially when a viewer asked Sheree how she could hold her head high while carrying $10,000 handbags while her children were sleeping on air mattresses.
Instead of taking the floor to protect her kids’ reputation, Sheree took the opportunity to explain that the ‘air mattress’ was merely her dog’s pillow.
Oddly enough it was NeNe who took the floor to state that she felt bad because it was the kid’s who were suffering in this situation.
As for Chateau Sheree aka “Neverland”…
Her response? ‘dirt and grass…”
Cohen also asked NeNe what she meant when she tweeted “Neverland” a while ago in reference to the home.
“It appeared to be Neverland… nothing was there.”
[Sidebar: I still can’t believe that heffa stole my term and didn’t even give me credit! I guess we all know now that NeNe reads StraightFromTheA… ]
Chateau Sheree has made a lil bit of progress since January (click HERE for new photos) and Whitfield claims the delay was caused by her shady builder “misappropriating funds” and now that she’s found another one, Sheree said Andy would be the first person she invites over for tea and crumpets.
Dear Andy… *wait for it*
Sheree: How is she “rich” off of $25,000 Trump checks
NeNe: How much money have YOU made miss thing? What’s your status at the bank?
Sheree: My kids aren’t at walmart shoplifting. You’re son wasn’t at walmart shoplifting NeNe?
NeNe: We’re not gonna go there with the children so you BETTA BACK UP OFF THE WHOLE KID THING! You betta back up off the children. I’m not gonna stoop to your level…
My son ain’t even in this. It don’t matter WHAT MY SON WAS DOING.
Let me tell you something Sheree. Let me get you straight RIGHT NOW!
Don’t go there with my kids! Whatever mistake my son makes is NOT a reflection of me. He is 22 years old, and whatever he does is on him not on me. I raised him to do the right thing….
Nene goes on to say…
What parent would have a child and not want their kids to do the very best and be the very best?
I’m no different than you Bitch! DON’T YOU EVER TALK ABOUT MY KIDS!
POW! I almost hate to say it… but I’m totally STANNING for NeNe right about now…
It was then that Cynthia took the opportunity to speak… stating that her BFF NeNe had changed for the better, while Phaedra admitted that she had called to congratulate NeNe about her acting roles.
NeNe then threw a lil shade at Sheree… stating that she’d be a fool NOT to take any and every opportunity that came her way while she’s on the housewives.