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Rihanna recently revisited her “Disturbia” moments and rubbed dirt all over her naked body for Esquire Magazine’s “Sexiest Woman Alive” photoshoot.
The Mag selected Rihanna for a shoot promoting the issue and many thought she the “sexiest” title in the bag, but according to MissInfo, RihRih got all grimy for absolutely nothing…
Contrary to some hasty and inaccurate headlines, Esquire did not name Rihanna as their 2011 “Sexiest Woman Alive.” But they did use a dirty short clip of Rihanna to promote their 2011 “Sexiest Woman Alive” voting brackets.
And by dirty….I’m referring to actual soot which Rihanna rubs into her face and body. Perhaps an exotic volcanic exfoliation ritual. At the very end of the video there also seems to be some wet paper towel clinging to her arm. So, needless to say…the height of anti-glam.
Check out a few photos + video of Rihanna’s sexy dirty photoshoot:
VIDEO: Behind the Scenes of Rihanna’s GQ Photoshoot
So after all that rubbing and ish… Rihanna was robbed of Esquire’s “sexiest” title by Katrina Bowden (aka the intern on 30 Rock.)
Oh well…. there’s always next year.
What celeb would get your vote for “SEXIEST” Woman (or Man) Alive?
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beyonce. even pregnant, she beat these bitches. LOL
she is very sexy 4 sure
beyounce ha ha wat ever
Idris Elba the sexiest MAN!!
Stacy Dash
Why would the goat be sexiest woman alive? Dressing like a stripper isnt sexy.
rhi…hmmm…reminds me of a wild animal..go back to the jungle
Sexiest Man = IDK I like a lot of them. Sexiest Woman = tie between Beyonce and Toni Braxton
I don’t understand what the pictures are for, they really do not make any sense to me. I don’t particularly care for her hair but who really cares.
Mz Dee, I don’t know if the sexiest woman alive actually came from a real poll but there is no way washed up has been Toni Braxton is tied with Beyonce for sexiest woman. Toni Braxton days of being the it girl was long ago and her reality show does not help her, it only hurts her due to all the stupidity on the show.