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Our friends over a BallerAlert always get all the good GROUPIE TEA!
This time, BA gota lil sumthin’ on Jay “Jeezy” Jenkins, who is often spotted speeding around town in his black Ferrari, and let’s just say, whoever he stuck it to, wasn’t very pleased with his man meat! 
I’ve heard several tales about Jeezy (like the one about when he was in Inserection on Northside drive buying up all the male enhancement pills… but I’m sure that was just a rumor), and while no one really knows what happened between he and that groupie in that backseat, bedroom, bathroom, or neighborhood park… it’s always fun to live vicariously through a hot story.
Let’s not forget Shannon Brown’s groupie tale… *faints* [Sidebar: Mo's a lucky woman!]
So without much adieu, here’s how a Jeezy romp allegedly went down… (NSFW)
A few years ago, when Jeezy was still going by the name of Young Jeezy, I had the opportunity to meet and exchange phone numbers with the self-proclaimed “Snowman”. It was during a major, private industry event in Atlanta where everybody who was anybody was in attendance.
Two of my close female friends and I decided to leave our section to go browse and see what other money was in the building. While walking through the celebrity filled crowd, we walked past the CTE section. Jeezy and I locked eyes for a moment, but a real woman knows a man is more intrigued if you act uninterested, so I kept it moving. I could barely make it a few steps before one of the CTE members came grabbing me to redirect my attention back to Mr. Jay Jenkins- who was standing on top of the table with a bottle of Moet. After a brief conversation (because I didn’t want too many eyes, including the money I was there with, to notice), Jeezy and I exchanged numbers.
We kept in contact via text and brief phone convos but our schedules never matched up. Finally, after a couple months, we linked up. I decided to take a personal day from work and called Jeezy to see if he was in town. He was so he gave me directions to his home in Alpharetta.
While driving into the neighborhood and up the long, high driveway, my mind was going crazy. All I kept replaying was the song chorus with him saying “Imma Tear The Pussy Up”. Im not new to this, so I knew that by going over his house we weren’t going to just sit and twiddle our thumbs- he was going to try to fuck….. I was all ready for it.
I walked in and was immediately impressed by the design of the home. Everything was all black and white and immaculately decorated. I made my way upstairs to the master bedroom. We layed in the bed & talked while watching a movie and of course, it began to go down.
I was waiting for Jeezy to drop his draws and reveal a monster cock, so imagine my disappointment when I met his average ass dick! I don’t know about most women, but if I can deep throat a man’s entire dick (with my nose damn near touching his stomach) without choking or gagging, there’s a problem!! It was too late at that point so I sucked it up and began sucking him off. I couldn’t even get into it- the whole time rolling my eyes to myself while pretending to enjoy it.
After sucking his dick, he put on a condom and we began to fuck. Have you ever driven all the way across town, wasted your gas and mileage just to find out your favorite store is closed? That’s how I felt about these worthless miles I just put on my pussy. The fuck was less than extraordinary…. (MORE)
READ FULL STORY AT BALLER ALERT
“Last time I checked, I was the man on these streets… “ ~ Jeezy (Trap or Die)
Welp…. that’s not what we hear about the bedroom. I’m kinda sorta disappointed… 
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OK WHERE IS THE AALIYAH POST?
LETS PAY TRIBUTE PEOPLE
Daaaammmmnnnn Gina
LOL
Who gives a damn! I mean come on! I’m convinced that this page is nothing more than bored groupie news. Talk about reachin….
That’s why Keisha Cole left him.
1word =WOW
LmaO
Thats messed up. Why would you put your business on blast like that?
Dammmmmn Jeezy!!
Why talk bad bout dude if he still got the pu$$y!!LLS GTFOH
Aaliyah’s gone Sheena. (RIP) Now move on with your life. We’re mourning Jeezy’s dick right now.
*d.I.c.k.*
Ladies if we r honest most men’s bedroom game is weaker than we let on. So I’m not surprised to read that there is something else more young on Jeezy than his lyrics.
#women kiss n tell too fellas rotfl
@Zarek he got it but wasn’t able to handle it he claimed to be Cain but turned out he wasn’t Able
Well that 2 bad….mayb he’s gone on the other side lol.
Who spends time trying to please a groupie anyways…they are groupies after all. He got him who cares
uhm looks as if though.im not surprised
First of all, all men don’t have horses between there legs. Grow up. Except the man for what has and who he is. Secondly,how do you no he didn’t just chop down another freak. We are different from females. We have to re-cooperate. Thirdly, when people kiss and tell they have another agenda ? Whats your agenda. You proud you chopped a man you don’t even no. get real trick. Go take your bipolar medication. Crazy ass.
Jeezy looks like he is sorry in bed.Honestly I thought that Jeezy was into men.
CTFU, BA is funny as hell. They get deep with the info.
but he still smashed and kicked you out for free.. lmaoo, hoes is silly and swear they be winning
@RealTalkFromARealNigga – Ima female and I completely agree!!! Hell, she didnt even get gas money outta him. Silly broad!
great tale ho. keep those knee pads fresh
They need to make a love contract like the Chapelle skit lmaooo with the confidential clause. LOL these chicks just tellin it tall lol
I think she thought she was gone get noticed for sayin she sucked jeezy dick… he ain’t even cum talk to u his self… he sent one of his niggaz…. once u in tha bed room nothin matters but tha nut…. and the fact that he fucked u and ain’t really kno u… 1 thang he did do wrong was not invite the whole cte in his livin room and let all his niggaz run through u… and every body bust in uh cup and u drink tha shit…. that’s what uh D (detroit) nigga like me wudda did… we dawg hoes here… not just one but all hoes… we don’t give uh fuck if they thick or small hoes.. u can be uh virgin we still dawg hoes… shout out to the doughboyz.
Ummmm
Maybe it aint the size of his car but the size of her garage. Ya know what I’m sayin?
These groupies get it in so much that maybe, just maybe, ole girl was stretched out and not even Allah could satisfy her.
Speaking of Keyshia Cole, she was with Jeezy for damn near 3 years and was gonna marry him so Im sure his d-thang was quite adequate.
Keigle exercises ya nymphos!
THATS JUST LIKE GOING TO YOUR FAVORITE PLACE TO EAT, KNOWING WHAT YOU WANT… BUT [THEY] GET YOUR ORDER WRONG, BUT INSTEAD OF SAYING SOMETHING ABOUT IT, YOU "EAT" IT ANYWAY??? WHY??? PWA HA HA!!! (broke bit@hes are so yesterday)
IJS maybe you just been passed around one to many times and your p*$$% aint the normal size you nympho!!!!