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[Note from ATLien: I was planning to do a post on this the other day and mentioned it to my friend Bob Whitfield, who decided to share his two cents. For the record, I have absolutely NOTHING to do with this commentary. These are all BOB'S views and opinions and do not necessarily reflect the views and opinions of me... ATLien!]
Seven reasons why your woman would cheat on you….
#7. “Soft as Twinkie Filling”
You have the ferociousness of a tabby cat and she wants a mean old lion. A man needs to understand how to dominate a submis
sive women.
She will seek out restraint from another man just to compensate for the lack of manhood around her. Somebody has to pee standing up….
#6 ” Eww Nasty”
She has a sexual appetite that one man is unable to fulfill or sustain. Different from “#7″ this is pure sex and for a man that feels that he has all that his women needs will be for a rude and crude awakening, when you come home and she is having a leather clad gang bang in the middle of the den.
#5. “The Terry McMillan”
It happens only once and on some tropical island with some strange island mandingo.
This one-time tryst is usually spawned out of marital discontent that transpires to a quick feel good by your woman. Usually the only way her mate will find out is if the timing and the complexion of the baby only correlates to her “Cum back to Jamaica ” vacation.
#4. “My Hi School SweetHeart”
This is the dude that all dude’s are worried about, if he aint that dude.
This is the man that has your woman’s “GOAT” think of the scene in “Dead Presidents” when Cutty says, “how you think she learned how to suck you”.
She can always go back to this one.
#3. “Tits for tat-dow”
This is in the bible as an “eye for an eye” or a trick for a trick. This cheat by your woman is only caused by the degree of what you have been busted for.
See when Kobe Bryant’s lil ‘tit’ got nabbed with his petey wheat in ole girl dookie shoot, the ‘tat’ on that is pretty raunchy.
A classy return from your woman is usually a romp with your teammate , at the house, on video, with a note saying, “payback is a bitch”.
#2. “Her vs Him”
This slight infraction occurs when the relationship can end at any moment. So technically you are together but not THAT together.
For most men this is when you have not hit that thing in 3 or more months but starting to see the ample fitness regimen has your woman prime and in heat. Don’t go looking thru the panty drawer fellas… acting a fool, cause at this moment, the guy she is with could be your replacement.
#1. “It’s all your fault”
The number 1 reason a woman will cheat on her man is… when he is responsible in doing everything to make her feel less a woman.
This is a man’s self inflicted wound, his woman being scorned and forsaken. Treat her right and you will be rewarded with dominion over her.
This cheating by your woman comes in different forms however, not just sex. Your woman is seeking counsel with another man. She is inspired by another man’s word. She is persuaded to do another man’s bidding.
This is a relationship parable from the good book:
When Eve came with the fruit from the forbidden tree, Adam being “#7″ after he allowed her to #6″ with that snake even though he was her “#4″ and there is no “#5″ better than the garden; unless another rib was being removed “#3″ was no issue and what god has brought together let no “#2″ put asunder.
So Adam… This would have been the #1 case of domestic violence when you slapped that damn apple out of Eve’s mouth.
These words of life and actuality are from Bob Whitfield’s doctrine for Male Existence the ‘L.M.O.T.T.P.’
I’m sure there are many reasons we can add to this list.
Ladies… what say you??
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If u don’t get the love that u got when u first got together…it ‘s getting old lol.
He just about covered each possible reason for cheating. Also, ATLien, you ain’t gotta lie. I heard word on the curb about your "friend" Bob. It’s cool girl, claim that. Based on this list, he seems to have a solid head on them wide shoulders.
(//_-) I ain’t mad
I dont cheat Id rather try to communicate if that doesnt work, we have to go our ways! real talk
THE LIST IS A PRETTY GOOD ONE….SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT!!!!
Why did he and Sheree divorce, DUH??? Let’s hear Sheree’s 7 Reason’s Why A Married Man Cheats. Sip on this tea??? And Big Deuces we all no that U have a thing for Bob, DUH???
Awww suki suki now! ATLien is a PIMP! That’show you do it girl. Make him WORK FOR IT!
And what did miss Sheree have to say about this new PARTNERSHIP. (you better post the wedding pictures on the site).
I think a reason ANYBODY would cheat is they’re not sexually satisfied or they just can’t help themselves at a weak moment after a huge argument…..or even that one trifflin friend
hmm smh I love the way I am..Im sticking to my guns n morals even if men dont
Your “friend” huh? That’s mad funny. Now while he’s dispensing rules and reasons, is he spending time with and paying child support for his kids? I mean we all wanna know.
AwWwwW <3 it's work both have to want it and work *sigh* I know <3
the way women lurk for sex is in a sinful nature…if it was better than that then the love for a woman would change…as long as she can cause problems to who she wants to cheat on, well wow what a wonderful goal she has..lol it’s weak but that’s all what it is..really she can’t stay Focus on what matters because of who she is…ATLKING-SPORT
This is corny as hell. How bout he list 7 reasons why negroes don’t pay child support or bother to be a part of their kid’s lives.
lol, the posters are funny in this thread.
So I take it that ATLien and Bob are a couple? How did I miss that post?
hmmmm interesting….
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This is a very good post but in my opinion it would be better titled “7 Reasons Why We (Men and Women) Cheat. The reasons listed clearly associate with both sexes. Again, good post
He shouldnt be tryin to tell anyone anything when his cock eyed ass dont support his children financially #FOH
Bob Whitfield is butt ugly. He just need to be glad that somebody even gave him the time of day. He’s a deadbeat! Musiqq Soulchild cousin need to take care of his kids!
Funny and true
Funny Thing He Is Right’ But If You Dont Commit’ Its All Apples & Oranges=keep it simple* I Feel No Sympathy For Sheree’ She Got 6 Figures For Support* Chalk It Up To The Game* When The Lifestyle Is Over Then They Complain….Hilarious*
Did she get 6 figures? She’s living like she got 5 figures. Lol!
@Mekia you took the words right out of my mouth….lol.He is so ugly.Eyes were going everywhere
@Felicia, She got an even One million —one time payout…she was suppose to pay her attorney fees from it but instead she bought the Astin Martin that she was driving last season which Her lawyers quickly repossessed.
Ask him what his 7 reasons are for not paying child support all these years!
Who cares! I don’t listen to men who don’t support their kids….whatever beef he has with the mother! NEXT!
get a job and support your kids!!!!
I don’t believe you people so dumb…you don’t think if he wasn’t supporting his children he would have already been locked up?…you ever thought there is a different side to the story seeing that it was a court ordered judgement to support his children…use your brain
Michelle & Bob? Wait a damn minute! Who approved that relationship?
EXACTLY BROWNSUGAGAL JOZI…When Ole Think She Slick Sheree Went Against Court Orders and Took Over 400,000.00 and Didnt Sell The House (she let it foreclose cause it was in Bob’s name) she f&%ked herself and starvin her kids, oh yeah oops you dont have full custody of her kids (thats why you never see the lil girl and why she didnt know what size shoes he wore). So Sheree is a BAD MOMMIE so get off his coat tail….lol!!
Lol! I agree with Bobs 7 reasons.
My Goodness, why are folks going IN on this man? The post isn’t even about child support, or if he is working or not. Smh.
If you don’t know this man personally, how can you say hes NOT taking care of his children?? Ridiculous…
He’s a immature A-hole,sticking his tongue out really! You can tell their son is hurting,they both need to get over the petty sh*t& do right by them kids.
I don’t care what he does…fix that eye!
He’s a Big Jerk, grow up and take care of your kids, you have a front row in HELL with gasoline underwear..