It’s official… Luther Campbell is running for mayor of Miami-Dade County.
I tried to told ya back in January of this year, but even then I thought it was a joke.
In February, Mr. “Nasty as You Wanna Be” revealed his reasons for running and his decision to include a “stripper tax” in his mayoral platform (click HERE if you missed it).
Well if we didn’t believe it before… we HAVE to believe it now.
Last Tuesday, (April 12th) was the deadline for all Miami Mayoral wannabees to file their paperwork to be included on the special election ballot and Uncle Luke was front & center…
This campaign is about me as a business man working for the people…
Although many ask if he is serious, there is nothing funny about the issues that Miami-Dade County faces and Luther Campbell is extremely serious about the revitalization of Miami-Dade County. His platform focuses on four important issues: Economic Development, Public Safety, Community Revitalization and Affordable Housing.
Campbell believes that Miami-Dade County government has a responsibility to ensure that every citizen has access to safe and affordable housing. He believes that it is important to restore public trust, build stronger bonds between law enforcement and community and enhance current public safety and crime prevention programs.
Additionally, in order to promote economic development, Campbell supports responsible growth and development, small business expansion, attraction of new businesses, generating new revenue sources for our county and job creation. Finally, if elected, Campbell will take the opportunity to enrich our landscape by refocusing, restructuring and rebuilding to achieve the ‘highest and best use’ of our commercial and residential resources by enhancing the “look and feel” of our neighborhoods and improving the visual impression of our county and instilling a sense of community and neighborhood pride.
Awww sheeet! He may have pissed off the local strippers with his proposal, but Luke may actually pull this one off!! I wonder if he’ll hire the rest of the Two Live Crew in his cabinet.
I knew it would happen one day… but I never thought it would be Uncle Luke! 😯