If you listen carefully, you might the words “Oh Em Geeee! Justin Bieber got a haircut! F*ck my life!” from the collective voices of all the pre-teen girls (and boys) who are obsessed with Justin Bieber’s hair.
Word on the curb is that when Biebs tweeted the news of his new ‘doo, 80,000 little girls collectively slammed their computers, changed their Bieber nail color, and, after calming down and thinking rationally, decided the best thing to do was to just un-follow him on Twitter.
The number is still unconfirmed, but I wouldn’t be surprised if it was more like a milli. Hair and cool clothes are the things most teens base their musical tastes on. Sorry, it is what it is.
In related news, Justin is getting his own Madame Tussauds’ wax figure in New York, London and Amsterdam.
“To be immortalized in wax alongside some of my idols — Michael Jackson, Prince, Beyonce and my mentor, Usher — is incredibly exciting and very cool.” ~ Justin Bieber
By the way… the wax figure will feature Justin’s old haircut.
In the meantime, we can reminiscence over Justin’s longer locks in pics of he and Rihanna from the 2011 NBA All-Star game below: