Meet 26 year old Michelle Thomas. Thomas appears in the mugshot above after she was arrested for allegedly stabbing her common law husband after he failed to satisfy her sexually!
Angered by his poor performance in bed, the Texas woman stabbed her mate with a pair of scissors, leading to her arrest for the assault.
Michelle apparently became enraged when her common law hubby couldn’t get her off… or get it up (that part of the story is unclear. LOL) but whatever the case, her 28-year-old partner told authorities that Thomas “become angry with him over a sexual encounter that she was not satisfied with,” and “began to slash at him with the scissors.”
The man, who refused to press charges, suffered superficial cuts to his chest, leg, and hand.
Thomas was arrested for aggravated assault, a felony, and booked into jail, where she posed for the lovely mug shot above.