Alexis Mller aka “MaryJane” aka Shaq’s Jumpoff is on a mission to tell her side of the story. Shaq’s chick on the side, who is seeking interviews with anyone and everyone, recently hit up an online podcast to discuss her torid affair with the b-baller. She also touched on the restraining order she had against him, and her so-called rap career. I spotted this while over at Stylerazzi who notes that Mr. O’neal shoulda-woulda-coulda included a gag order in their settlement agreement. Oh well, hind sight is always 20/20…and ole girl is still fighting for her last few minutes in the spotlight before Shaunie sics the goons on her.

Initially, I’d decided I was gonna give Alexis a chance. I know sometimes my love for Shaq gets in the way of me being impartial and plus she’s still a woman and her side should be heard…but what I determined from wasting 10 minutes of my life listening to the interview is that this chick is a mess and need therapy. She also seems to have aspirations of being another Superhead. When asked about her “Shaq” tatt, the tattoo she’s sporting that oddly resembles Shaq’s Superman tatt, Mary Jane stated that her nickname is “Superwoman” and the tatt is well over a year old.

“He’s superman…I’m superwoman. Superwoman is super at all things…Superhead is just super at head”

Ummmkay. Moving on. Alexis was asked if she was aware of Shaq’s status when they met. You know…like did she NOT know he was a married man. I almost choked when she replied that Shaq wasn’t married at the time of their meeting.

“He and his wife were separated…he wasn’t married when I met him…”

Ummmkay. I’m not going there either. She stated that she ended the relationship around July 2008 to *cough* focus on her rap career and that they had dated for a year and a half. She also revealed that she has a 2 year old son whom she says has nothing to do with O’neal. *sigh* {Side Note:} Sometimes I’m not too swift, but those numbers aren’t adding up. Alexis had to have been at least 6 months preggers when they met.

Alexis/MaryJane/Superwoman also took a moment to address me her haters and states that she still has love for #32:

To all the haters…No. this was not done to put any salt on anybodies name or anyones career. its just that life is short and people can only go so far and say so much and sometimes we have people in positions where they feel like they can do or say whatever and MaryJane…she’s not having it! So I did what I did to protect myself as a single mother. Bygones is bygones. He’s cool. Go Phoenix. Go Number 32. I love him…it’s all good. We cool…

So there you have it. I’ve given you the bulk of the bullsh*t but if you desire to hear it all for yourself CLICK HERE. Happy Friday!

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