Gary Coleman~ 40 and Not Fly at All!

How bout Gary Coleman is still practicing celibacy after tying the knot with 20-something year old Shannon Price. I’m so confused right now…like, why get married if not to have sex?? In-house punani and you still not cuttin?? Dude! That’s GAY!
No for real! I’m finally convinced. The talking with his eyes closed thing, his longtime “relationship” with Dion Mial (aka Rainbow Francks), the “beat-her” mentaility…hell, the Uggs!
In a behind the scenes Access-Hollywood interview [Couples Uncensored], the little man tried his best to show us how normal they really are, but when Shannon made a point of telling GC he need’s to moisturize his situation….I lost it! This interview actually sealed the deal for me…these two are not (and never will be) knockin boots.
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