How bout Gary Coleman is still practicing celibacy after tying the knot with 20-something year old Shannon Price.   I’m so confused right now…like, why get married if not to have sex??  In-house punani and you still not cuttin??  Dude!  That’s GAY!  

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No for real!  I’m finally convinced.  The talking with his eyes closed thing, his longtime “relationship” with Dion Mial (aka Rainbow Francks), the “beat-her” mentaility…hell, the Uggs! 

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In a behind the scenes Access-Hollywood interview [Couples Uncensored],  the little man tried his best to show us how normal they really are, but when Shannon made a point of telling GC he need’s to moisturize his situation….I lost it!  This interview actually sealed the deal for me…these two are not (and never will be) knockin boots.