NEWSFLASH ~ Oprah Just Gave Up Food!
Behold the Oprah Sarcophagus! This bronzed beauty was sculpted by Controversial sculptor Daniel Edwards. This is the same dude that did that sculpture Britney Spears giving birth on a bear skin rug. Edwards is calling his creation a “curvaceous goddess of fertility”.
There has to be conflicting feelings going on inside “O” right now. Should she be flattered, should she be mad…should she be embarrassed…or should she just go to the gym? Can’t wait to hear her comments on the show about this one!
